AJ 🌈

I’ll just be here with my thoughts... alone

[AJ 🌈 @a_h0usecat]

Oh to be a house cat. Useless. Providing nothing to society. Just there to nap in the sun and scream. That is what I desire

[Ирис @saltwatermp3]

I think Charlie kirk was reincarnated as a fruit fly and just drowned himself in my beer

[tomb @TurmShrub]

once you take 3 shots the chess app starts to look like hinge

[rune sword @runesword1]

the bottle of red wine coursing through my veins is telling me to kill you

[Jooby @AnotherJooby]

Silksong is on sale could this be hinting at a Silksong release date ? 👀

[Christin @hexprax]

Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but as a gesture of kindness replaced me with a perfect replica and he was the only one who knew

[Cloudy 🌥️ @oncIoud_e]

holy shit we are so close to the world's first trans woman abortion

[Cayde.wav @caydeplanet]

This is what it means to live

[Kat ♱ @albertcamslut]

I like to watch movies and brush my hair and color and sometimes I just like pick a wall and stare at it and the woman behind the wallpaper speaks to me and begs for freedom but I cannot offer something I do not myself have

[Sophie Hall @SophLouiseHall]

Not to be dramatic but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life

[pj @pjayevans]

(Build a bear employee gets home from work) do you even know how many bears I built today. And here you are sitting on your ass playing on your computer

WIFE: I make 400,000 dollars a year you don’t need to work there

[renato @neckjuice]

Pirate that movie. Download that pdf. Steal that vape. Dream about me

[Larian Studios @larianstudios]

Now on sale with 15% off on Steam

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

recently discovered that you can simply make yourself a shirley temple. no one can stop you. you can have grenadine in your own home

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

I just found out people with ADHD are stupid. That’s why they seem flaky or distracted, they’re just not as smart as normal people

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

my therapist asked what made me happy recently and I told her about when I signed a receipt and the pen wrote so smooth I audibly said “oh hell yeah” and she sighed for like 30 seconds

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[AJ 🌈 @a_h0usecat]

@estrellaguars Aziraphale and Crowley as Orpheus and Eurydice by tw3lfth_dr