Allison Hamilton

life is a journey, not a destination, just tweeting away quotes, thoughts and experiences as life passes by

[Allison Hamilton @a_hamilton6]

@MUAHjwn would tomorrow or Boxing Day be better?

[Allison Hamilton @a_hamilton6]

@jennajakes @kbayley_ @laurenmantei ugh I miss my girls already.

[Allison Hamilton @a_hamilton6]

@jennajakes no prob am dear :3 I am talking to my co-worker as we speak! Lol lets try to make this happen!

[Allison Hamilton @a_hamilton6]

@dubsteph_ umm I don't really know ATM :S

[Allison Hamilton @a_hamilton6]

@dubsteph_ how's work going over at newton?

[Allison Hamilton @a_hamilton6]

@barista_probs Customer says "I want a grande in a venti and a venti with room" What do you want I'm not a mind reader!!!

[Allison Hamilton @a_hamilton6]

@IWantedThisIced "grande mocha plZ" okay grande mocha coming up *watches me make hot drink* "umm I said frappucino" #ohnoyoudidnt #GTFO

[Allison Hamilton @a_hamilton6]

@WendyUbial Well pfft yea but I never actually saw it more healed, only when it was bubbly

[Allison Hamilton @a_hamilton6]

@periodprobs_ of course my period would come the day after I start a diet...#givemechocolate #girlproblems

[The_Barista_Life @BaristaTroubles]

Why are there coffee grinds in my bra?
#BaristaProblems

[Allison Hamilton @a_hamilton6]

Sitting next to two Chinese teenagers who just arrived 2 Canada and are talking about how they each have 2gmail accounts but only 4 facebook

[The_Barista_Life @BaristaTroubles]

The next person that doesn't specify if they want their drink iced or hot, will be slapped. I'm. Not. A. Mind. Reader.
#baristaproblems

[Angry Barista @BaristasHateYou]

We're getting pretty good at guessing orders based on your race, age and gender. Feel stereotyped.

[Angry Barista @BaristasHateYou]

Venti Mocha and two Tall to-go cups? Yeah I am just going to go ahead and charge you for two mochas you frugal fuck.

[Allison Hamilton @a_hamilton6]

@rugby101 @angrybaristas every time he walks in I'm like "ahh shit" just cuz he HAS to make sure it's 100% right by watching your every move

[Iced Venti STFU @IcedVentiSTFU]

http://t.co/Q8KSRpOM I.V. Approved secret menu.

[Allison Hamilton @a_hamilton6]

@angrybaristas ice grande 2cup xtra ice 1scp java chips 2x blnded 3bar mcha pumps +whip +topping mocha cookie crumble frappucinno light

[Angry Baristas @angrybaristas]

"So if I mix nonfat and soy will it be nonfat soy milk?" Yes. Just like when my white mom married my black dad and birthed an Asian child.

[Angry Baristas @angrybaristas]

Alright, just because it's finally pumpkin season does not mean it is time for eggnog. Chill the fuck out and get your seasons straight.

[Angry Baristas @angrybaristas]

FYI, I can predict what you're going to order based solely on your ethnicity. It's one of my many gifts as a barista.