Alex Mond

[The Rev. Anton Mittens 🌹👮🎓 @MittensOff]

It appears that Nigel Farage has been caught lying again. Rescue conducted in French waters by a French vessel, assisted into a French port by a French tugboat. #ReformUK

[Martyn Ziegler @martynziegler]

Latest breaking news
This is incredible. FIFA yesterday issued brief to possibly expand World Cup to 64 teams - decision by August 14.
I wonder who would benefit most... maybe private investors...

[Alex Mond @a_mond2]

Just got a text from @reformparty_uk asking me to vote in the Manchester Mayoral Election.
1) I don’t live & have never lived in Manchester
2) I’d rather cut my balls off with a rusty blade than vote for those cunts!
Don’t ever contact me again you fascist bastards!

[Pompey Pedro @PompeyPedro]

No one can reasonably expect the Eritrean, Malaysian FA etc to turn down that kind of offer.

This relies on the big European and South American Associations doing the right thing. We are relying on them to save football as we know it.

[GET A GRIP @docrussjackson]

I was a bricklayer 47 years ago. Almost everyone I worked with is dead, many of them dying shortly after retiring. Tice is a privately educated multimillionaire property developer who hasn't done a day's hard graft in his life: he doesn't give a shit about working class people.

[UEFA @UEFA]

Further UEFA statement on FIFA plans: ⬇️

[Anna Isaac @Annaisaac]

Richard Tice referred to parliament’s standards watchdog over undeclared £80,000 loan from Farage aide George Cottrell

from my colleague @BenQuinn75
https://t.co/bKwWomN4eq

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Burnham didn’t invite you to talk about social care because you resigned and triggered a by-election to deflect from taking a £5m million bribe from a billionaire, remember?

[Damian Low @DamianLow3]

Reform are lying when they moan about Farage not being invited.

Farage is no longer a sitting MP so cannot be invited to these discussions.

Now, let's go back to why he called a by-election. Was it something to do with finances?

[(((Dan Hodges))) @DPJHodges]

Robert Jenrick literally said last night Reform would fight Burnham's proposals "all the way". Before he's even published them. How's that serious politics...

[Alex Mond @a_mond2]

@Nigel_Farage YOU’RE NOT AN MP! You can’t resign your seat to escape an investigation and then cry that you’re not invited to meetings you knobend!

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

🚨Gianni Infantino tells countries to AGREE to the sale of World Cup within 53 days to receive $40m otherwise they will ONLY receive $10m…

THIS IS BLATANT BRIBERY & BLACKMAIL❌🤬

EVERY COUNTRY SHOULD UNITE & DISREGARD ANYTHING INFANTINO TRIES TO DO😡

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage hits out at Andy Burnham for not inviting him

"It’s now clear that Burnham is conspiring behind closed doors to foist further tax rises on the country. The fact Davey and Badenoch are going tells you all you need to know... this is the uniparty in action"

[guyfelicella🇨🇦🍁 @guyfelicella]

Damn socialists...

This is exactly how it starts.
First it's groceries 30% cheaper. Then affordable housing. Then cheaper transit. Then accessible education.
Before you know it, people won't be struggling enough.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: A new poll shows Labour is now ahead of Reform UK

🔴 LAB: 28% (+4)
➡️ RFM: 24% (-2)
🔵 CON: 22% (=)
🟠 LIB: 12% (+1)
🟢 GRN: 8% (-3)
🟡 SNP: 3% (=)

Via @Moreincommon_, 2,061 people, 24-27 July

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

So current investigations are I believe

Farage
- Standards x 3
- possible HMRC
- Electoral Commission

Jenrick
- Electoral Commission
- Police

Tice / Reform
- Electoral Commission x2
- NCA
- Police

All in respect of finances involving a number of different donors

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface

[Gabriel Pogrund @Gabriel_Pogrund]

BREAKING

Reform had its bank account frozen at height of general election after potentially illegal donations from George Cottrell's mother and Richard Tice

We reveal Arbuthnot Latham, its bank, blocked payments for two weeks after suspect transactions https://t.co/2xPKI827mO

[Right Turn Clyde @BackIndeed]

Andy Burnham could find a cure for cancer, give it away for free and you’d have some daft cunt saying “well I haven’t got cancer”