aims

[alan ⋆˙⟡ @moonIightbabee]

“ethical billionaires”

[Royston @KopBlock205]

Angry white middle-aged men react angrily to being called angry white middle-aged men.

[millie @milldealss]

if you have zero personality and read books with titles like “the psychology of money”

[Alex Niven @Alex_Niven]

Quelle surprise! Turns out the people with lots of money in this country do, in fact, have lots of money

[shu @shuseph]

anyone have any tips for improving REM sleep. my non negotiables are 2h of screentime immediately before bed inclusive of watching at least 300 4-second back to back videos, everything else is up for discussion

[matt 🦍 @malaiseofmatt]

i don’t want to give them any credit but if the far-right set fire to piccadilly gardens it may actually vastly improve it

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

The unnamed suspect is actually from Wales you dog whistling tit. These EDL far-right thugs are exploiting the deaths of children to push an anti-immigration narrative based on false info circulating online. They do not represent British people. In fact they're racist cunts.

[cory @coolmathgame_]

doctor: do you smoke or drink

me: yes

doctor: ok

me: are u mad at me

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

The beauty of spring around the world - a thread 🧵

1. A desert bloom in Utah by Emily Dickey

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

[watching a movie and stanley tucci shows up]

me: stanley tucci

[Chris @citehchris]

7 beers deep standing outside waiting for someone to offer me a cigarette

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

The French would have set something on fire by now

[aims @a_mylea]

@adamlowe94 Still got this?

[aims @a_mylea]

@harrywilde__ Still got these?

[aims @a_mylea]

@Leon1_B @owenhayes_2 Still got this?

[aims @a_mylea]

@EthanThorny1 Still got this?