Adele Stefanowicz

A New Girl stan account, basically 🤷🏼‍♀️ she/her/hers.

[Adele Stefanowicz @a_stefo]

@katienotopoulos When I was in middle school, a high school teacher told everyone she had cancer so ppl would give her their sick days so she could get treatment...turns out she was actually going to court for having relations w/ a kid at her last school 😳

[Chris @citehchris]

when you're financially stable in a walkable city 3 drinks deep with the love of your life...that is the moment life gets better

[Victoria Brownworth @VABVOX]

So Tim Walz believe kids should be fed at school so they can learn better and JD Vance believes kids should accept being shot at school as a "fact of life."
Vote accordingly.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

This is pathetic. We can’t quit on our kids — they deserve better.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

two men near death arguing about who is better at golf to attain access to the nuclear codes. should i kill myself

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

“You have the morals of an alley cat,” is like something you sing about the Grinch.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

NEW: A Mississippi mother spent 172 days searching for her adult son, only to learn that he’d been dead all along.

An off-duty officer had run him over less than an hour after he left the house.

Authorities then buried him without notifying his family. https://t.co/UgY1zb8neZ

[trish @ultragloss]

i cant deal with seeing hozier talk about the 10 year anniversary of take me to church and the neighbourhood talk about the 10 year anniversary of sweater weather and arctic monkeys talk about the 10 year anniversary of AM within one week. what do you MEAN its been a DECADE

[Adele Stefanowicz @a_stefo]

Next month, some of my teammates and I will be walking to raise money for the American Heart Association. If you have a few dollars to spare, consider donating them to the 2023 Puget Sound Heart and Stroke Walk!

https://t.co/KYIEmCI1oA

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment.

I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST.

HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know.

but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

how fucked up is this: some Texas dipshit was firing his AR-15 into the air and his neighbors asked him to please stop and so he shot them all dead on the spot. four adults. one child. what the fuck. this is why the rest of the world thinks we've lost our fucking minds

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Ralph Yarl has been released from the hospital and is recovering at home in Kansas City, his father says

“He continues to improve. He’s responsive and he’s making good progress.”
https://t.co/3HvlCfZg8W

[trash jones @jzux]

oh you love me? name three diseases i think i have

[Adele Stefanowicz @a_stefo]

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[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

okay that tubi commercial scared the shit out of me i was like MY TV HASBEEN HACKED!!! god i'm turning into a boomer

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. I reminded her we have a dog and wow the genuine surprise on her face as it dawned on her that our dog is a pet and not just some other guy who lives here.

[Adele Stefanowicz @a_stefo]

@MimiRinehart I also think the Tezza app can! They’ve got some really fun editing features in addition to that :)