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Levon's Dad - Homer - Negronis - Roasted slopes - Ball. "But truly, if I were not Alexander, I wish I were Diogenes."

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@alancornett Hope you’re picking up and not dropping off!

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@BritHugoboom Sorry, I “fly a lot” but not nearly “every week since I was 3 weeks” and with my status I don’t tend to experience any of the inconveniences or service concerns you do. You should be a rare 5 million miler by now with your airline doing everything possible for you, if true.

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@bryan_johnson Serious question, wouldn’t sexual activity before sleep determine number and length of NTE’s? Seems a lot of sex reduces frequency of involuntary boners.

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@3YearLetterman @Adele @piersmorgan

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@ethanjeanx @carkerpox Gotta be somebody out there you could flip the whole lot to at 20%MSRP and nearly double your money overnight.

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@QLUCKO @paulg Then let’s tell the whole truth. Instead of pretending natives were peaceful, land sharing people pre-colonization lets tell truth about how violent they were with their neighboring tribes. Not to mention the patriarchy & misogyny.

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@AnnaKKraken Teach him how to dress properly for a night out before it’s too late.
I see 3 guys in the pic and all have ball caps. 2 of them backward hats.

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@3YearLetterman The “alcohol” was just an excuse.
In reality, they just didn’t want to see their women lining up for a ride home in your fully loaded Ford Taurus.

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@MountainMan280 @NancyMace “Wait, you’re telling me she’s an 8 hot, super chill and loves to watch football all weekend? You’re dating a tranny”

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@nikoraanderson @EdLudlow Simple, because you are NOT talking to someone next to you.
And you’re never as “conversationally quiet” with AirPods as you think you are.

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@3YearLetterman Just hope there’s enough security to keep all the cougars at bay.

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@kakoethez @percculator That, or some version of it has been said about every future generation since the beginning of civilization

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@moviefan67 That’s espresso time

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@SCMountainGoat I just don’t get the tattoo obsession - and seems you don’t either.
Just looks dirty, like graffiti on nice buildings.

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@southmatinee2 Big gal

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@CohenSite How? They burned the tops of the buns.

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@oweniliffe1970 @matthewdmarsden Great but here’s the thing.
You should be free to take as long as you want to deplane as long as it doesn’t prevent me from deplaning as fast as I want.

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@wblakegray Which wine? Kenwood?

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@NickAdamsinUSA @3YearLetterman Now rank them by actual performance stats for past 2 seasons.