Austin Valliere

[fawn @fawnncel]

bro please can i bum a toy off of you i havent played in like 6 hours bro

[Unbiased Red Sox Fan @unbiasedsoxfan]

Now. We. Go.

[Red Sox @RedSox]

*runs through brick wall*

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

THIS IS TOO TUFF

[Red Sox @RedSox]

In his first game at Yankee Stadium...
ROMAN ANTHONY GOES YARD.

[Section 10 Podcast @Section10Pod]

Define the boys are buzzing:

[Yordaddy 🔫 @Yordaddy2026mvp]

Jazz chisolm jr in the homerun derby

[Austin Valliere @a_valliere29]

@RedSox right this very second

[MLB @MLB]

497 Feet!
115.6 MPH!

Roman Anthony covered every stitch of this baseball 😳

[TatumsWrld @wrldoftatum]

Never compare New York sports to Boston sports again LOL

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

when people turn 30 they’re sorted into one of these four houses like in harry potter

[Austin Valliere @a_valliere29]

Actually that’s exactly where I want them going

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

I don't know about you, but I don't want my tax-dollars going to male circumcision in Mozambique.

[Austin Valliere @a_valliere29]

Never thought I’d say this about bama but see us in football

[Alabama Men’s Basketball @AlabamaMBB]

🗣️ Hey Longhorns

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

This jar holds my grandpa's smithereens

[SPIDERCRAWLING @SPIDERCRAWLING]

On a date

Me: Yeah I got a haircut. My hair used to be longer than this

Her: Oh nice

Me: Yeah I think they used a 2 on the sides. My hair used to be longer tho

Her: Yeah

[guy @guymrdth]

we were just playing fortnite. check in on your fucking friends

[Austin Valliere @a_valliere29]

Man I ain’t never realized til this year

[trash jones @jzux]

christmas isn’t about jesus or santa. it’s about getting drunk with your parents

[Cock Holliday @CockkHolliday]

I think it’s time to make a call to the bullpen.

[Groby @groby5000000]

i go to the gym 6 days a week eat 220g of protein a day and run 4 times a week so i can play toys harder

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

“Orange you glad I didn’t say banana!? 🤣🤪” No. I enjoyed the repetition. I found banana soothing. Orange is an unwelcome intrusion.

[Good King Tweetman @Goodtweet_man]

See? Joe Biden’s fine. Wave hi to everyone Joe