April Ferry

IG: aaaprilmay

[ian halloran @ianh42]

Remember when we were 18 and a hangover was just something we heard old people talk about?

[April Ferry @aaaprilmay]

@durellcoston Literally wake up to that mans annoying voice every day and tell Dustin to mute it

[April Ferry @aaaprilmay]

When Dustin finally agrees with me that Stephen A Smith is annoying as fuck 🙏🙌

[April Ferry @aaaprilmay]

What are these time out and half time performances lately? 🤔

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Literally 100 really funny Tumblr posts https://t.co/4KCRW5rZfF

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

In July, doctors will be allowed to work 24-hour shifts. This pairs well with the GOP’s new healthcare plan where everyone just dies.

[Nurse Problems @Nurse_Problems]

My day is 80% passing meds, 10% looking for missing meds, 8% flicking bubbles out of the IV, and 2% patient care. #nurseproblems

[April Ferry @aaaprilmay]

@kaaaleyyy 😭😭😭💀💀💀

[April Ferry @aaaprilmay]

It's not a moral, but it's a story for sure @whataeugbish @Bsancheezey #MLUSA

[April Ferry @aaaprilmay]

I like big bass and I like big booties @Bsancheezey #fotch

[April Ferry @aaaprilmay]

What is the screenshot folder really for if not blackmail? https://t.co/cPZF2DagXF

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(+61): Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.

[April Ferry @aaaprilmay]

This is my life. #overnightprobz https://t.co/ozYUuPeTtN

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"I honestly don't remember the last time I went to bed and woke up on a different day." — Loughborough University via HFC

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"Has anyone ever thought about when you sleep you have to pretend to be asleep before you can fall to sleep?" — Cardiff, England

[Nurse Problems @Nurse_Problems]

I enjoy the finer things in life: patients that can take themselves to the bathroom, and a good push of Valium. #nurseproblems

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

I spent $300 on Amazon two nights ago and don't remember any of it 🙃