audrey

[erika @yeeeerika]

hey (with the intention of getting ice cream)

[erika @yeeeerika]

unfollowed someone for saying they hate sandwiches do not fuck w me

[madison @madison_tayt]

in order to be a True Hater you must be a undoubtedly a Lover.
not many understand this.

[M.E 🎈 @Emmys]

I don’t have the gene that makes me want to have a “crumbl cookie”

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Thinkin about chocolate chip cookies #ILoveToEatThem

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

The ice in iced chai should be cubes of frozen chai. But we no longer dare to imagine better worlds

[Jack @GayLaVie]

IF YOU’RE IN LINE TO FALL OUT OF A COCONUT TREE, STAY IN LINE

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Hate when the person sitting next to me on the subway notices me shamelessly reading their texts and starts tilting it out of my view like c’mon lemme have a lil read it’s just me c’mon who am I gonna tell it’s only me

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

me watching my instagram stories

[grillpill @grillpill_]

i'm giving your golden retriever boyfriend chocolate

[alex 💭 ⁷ @nothnghppens]

this is how I’ll be spending my nye

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

For the surprising amount of people who don’t know: the cilantro aversion is when you pretend cilantro tastes like soap for attention

[𓆸 @khshumai]

english language can be beautiful sometimes like when people say every body and their mother was there

[nancy @d0gtired]

hi queen we noticed your elevated basics from across the bar

[audrey @aaaudgeee]

@ovbc_ i’m crying

[𝓘𝓼𝓼𝓪 @1ssatou]

Don’t invite me to no restaurant with grass on the walls & neon signs.

[cary @brokebackstan]

i’ve seen 5 carmy berzattos in bushwick tonight……men of brooklyn you have 24 hours to come up with something else