sudo ./ayu.sh

23+ years of experience in sleeping.

[sudo ./ayu.sh @aaayush_singh]

What should you do when people don't understand your puns and take them litetally?

Pun-ch them!

[Nat Friedman @natfriedman]

Oh, almost forgot to mention. New pro tip: Hit '.' on any GitHub repo. 😍

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Doctor: do you exercise?

Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks

Doctor:

Me: cronchies

Doctor: I'm gonna put no

Me: ok

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

NEW VIDEO - The Best Mac I've Ever Reviewed! https://t.co/xobsiiXg3H

[Marina Kittaka 橘高 ⚔️Angeline Era!🌿 @even_kei]

Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the computer mouse

[Star World @StarWorldIndia]

What can the act of sharing lead to? Let us show you tomorrow.

One more day to go for #StarWorldGoodInGoodBye in association with @rha_india.

[Emily Atkin @emorwee]

Under Twitter’s new ad rules, environmental groups can’t pay to spread pro-climate policy messages.

But Exxon can pay to spread tweets claiming a widespread political conspiracy against it, and touting its pro-climate credentials

https://t.co/BTzWDXiWP1

[sudo ./ayu.sh @aaayush_singh]

@Cloudflare is cool!

[sudo ./ayu.sh @aaayush_singh]

Gentle reminder to everyone, file your ITR before 31st of this month. If you need some help, check @AccountantNaman out.

#itr #incometaxreturns

[sudo ./ayu.sh @aaayush_singh]

@epochconverter Hey, is this a bug or am I missing something?

https://t.co/R7PXHWcdUS
Looks fine here, but the same timestamp on https://t.co/h68YjUAaqo gives the date: Monday, 4 February 0447 20:00:00

[Cassidy @cassidoo]

Don’t deploy on Fridays, friends

[sudo ./ayu.sh @aaayush_singh]

@dominos your pizzas suck. And the staff is super rude. 0/5 stars. 👎👎👎

[sudo ./ayu.sh @aaayush_singh]

@kaotykberi @BurgerSinghs Remember the last time we went to one at CP? The tray my burger came in had ketchup/sauce from the last time they were used. +1 for hygiene.

[sudo ./ayu.sh @aaayush_singh]

@houseofbots1 I just had a MentalOverflowException trying to understand what this title means

[ARCHIVED - Curiosity Rover @MarsCuriosity]

Nov 26, 2011 🚀 I launched
Nov 26, 2018 🔴 InSight lands

I couldn't ask for a better sol mate, @NASAInSight! Looking forward to your #MarsLanding and all the discovery yet to come. https://t.co/yMT4pfgvWO

[sudo ./ayu.sh @aaayush_singh]

@pranav_0711 @VodafoneIN @JioCare I had too many numbers back then. #teamJio now.

[sudo ./ayu.sh @aaayush_singh]

Hey @VodafoneIN dirty move stopping outgoing calls without any prior notification!

Hey @JioCare, you got a new customer.

[sudo ./ayu.sh @aaayush_singh]

@NativeScript @UPLABS Tried signing up. Uplabs needs access to "all my google contacts" apparently. And on choosing github, it needs "read and write access" to all my data and public repos🤔. Doesn't really makes sense signing up 🤨

[sudo ./ayu.sh @aaayush_singh]

@kaotykberi Eres mi superhéroe*

[sudo ./ayu.sh @aaayush_singh]

and suddenly everyone has a superhero that they lost and want back

#Lauv #superhero