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[Doink @aae19422]

Really wanting to cut down on scrolling so I've put on an app blocker. We'll see how that goes 🫡

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@jblacksomething Looking cute.

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@Leo_Puglisi6 It's ok, the One Nation voters will remember they hate Pauline Hanson and pull out. Every. Thing's. Fine. 😬

[Stan Willenbring @StanWillenbring]

As horrible as the Nepal disaster is, that's not the story.
The Himalayan glaciers, source of water for the Asian subcontinent, are collapsing.
Soon, some 2B people will be forced to migrate.
Wherever they show up, they'll be met with machine guns.
The coal mine canary is dead.

[jay simon @musthaverecords]

This happened because a melting glacier broke off and fell into a huge body of water.

Humanity is not remotely prepared to deal with the increasing intensity and frequency of climate disasters, let alone reverse course. All so a few people can make money from it.

[cassie (lopolis) @Megalopolisian]

really difficult to wrap your mind around watching a video where you know every single person in it is 100% dead

[Doink @aae19422]

@ProfofEvil Is this Da Tailor.

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@arvofart As has been remarked, they'll somehow stretch out what took 20 minutes in the original film to a full hour. But anyone who actually watches that shit deserves it.

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@LH_artsandworks @Why_me219 Point taken but I think you're really underrating asparagus.

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@therightram I'm sure you've said something on it before, but whatever happened to Paradiso? That was the first thing of yours I ever read, I quite liked it.

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@therightram You need people who can call a spade a spade, or rather bad work bad work. People need standards!

Though I feel like most criticism you see on the internet isn't harsh but fair or driven by idiosyncratic taste but just people being assholes without even being clever about it.

[Doink @aae19422]

Given who Image has recently brought back into the fold I guess you are allowed to be "intellectual" if you're also a sex pest.

[Doink @aae19422]

Yes of course. That's the problem with modern comics, they're too intellectual. When I think boring, I think of a book trying to engage with me intellectually instead of just throwing in a bunch boilerplate action scenes and meaningless plot twists. More slop please, nom nom nom.

[Popverse @PopverseSays]

Intellectual = boring for Image Comics' COO Robert Kirkman, and he's hoping to "broom the boring out of comics.

Read on: https://t.co/y6O66VbgZW

[Doink @aae19422]

@gothneil I've started getting a similar ad too. In Australia!

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@ProfofEvil It's perfectly possible to do a good Dark Phoenix adaptation but no one's brave enough to include all the kinky stuff.

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@BrndnStrssng I don't think I ever saw them together but the Minecraft movie and Red One trailers were the most unbearable for me.

[Doink @aae19422]

@Nikolai_Comics @ProfofEvil @Darren_Mooney Jesus.

[Doink @aae19422]

@Darren_Mooney On the plus side he almost certainly doesn't care. He says he's disowned most of his work, which I think is bluster to some degree, but pretty sure he's moved on. He's happily working on new projects.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Israel’s defenders: It’s not a genocide

Israeli officials: Keep killing them, they’re not even people

[patrick "inverted vibe curve" blanchfield @PatBlanchfield]

I would simply ask the moderates remaining in my life how exactly I am supposed to find middle ground or common cause or even reason with people who revel in public performances of gratuitous cruelty with more squeals of joy than swine rolling in shit

[jezz @JezziiB]

Brian Thompson's family is expected to give victim impact statements in Luigi Mangione's trial.

I'm more interested in hearing the victim impact statements from the family and clients of United Healthcare who were denied coverage and had their lives ended it ruined.