Allen Alberson

Don't you think if I knew who I was I'd tell me first? Jaded and world weary, I still know right from wrong

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@tedcruz How many Texas senators run to Cancun to avoid power failure?

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@FlaggEagleton I get all my news from Dunder Miflin times! Git er sun

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@MosesLakePD @moseslakerealty

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@OpenAI please help me. I can’t log on

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@DualReality69 @WUTangKids You do t know much about those guys do you?

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@Puggysdad @aidan_on_twitr @ripwaterdog @ZackBornstein And there’s your answer

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@Jason_Aldean Really because that song came off as a racist rant by a racist southern asshole.

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@GarySinise Hard pass. I used to respect you Gary

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@TeamYouTube So the movies you host on YouTube for money have no sex or nudity correct? They are all edited to abide by YouTube rules on sex and nudity or do you ignore it since it’s more profitable?

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@tophersimmons @AP They are all shit. Every damn one of them that holds office or posts on Twitter

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@Trueful7 @Jim_Jordan They can’t get molested if they’re aborted. That’s why he’s “pro life”

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@trwill1957 @HalfwayPost Yeah they don’t science well.

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@DoorDash_Help and I are as given a late on the last one, even tho I had to go through two agents to complete the order

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@DoorDash_Help and again, another order from @Popeyes again in the wrong address. Another load of bullshit from the agent

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@DoorDash_Help and there it is. My completion rate drops to 99% because your GPS is wrong and you won’t fix it, and your agent fucks around instead of letting me check in

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@DoorDash_Help and door dash simply doesn’t care.