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Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling

[harrie ☭ @emopunkgrrrl]

just found a clown on tiktok who’s pronouns are He/Honk

[soleil @regeneratedg1rl]

when he puts the truman capote wig on and writes that tell all book…

[la tocinΩ 🥓 @thetocino]

Don’t call me Gagang

[P💗 @BAULAPARRANTES]

It’s moving day @spencerpratt

[joesphine @jojoleighhh]

back when i worked at Bath & Body Works and a lady asked if she had rewards and I asked “maybe what’s your phone number” and she said “I’m married and NOT a lesbian please don’t.”

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

lil diva head come on

[Inevio @Jarahyll]

the concept of Shygirl and Benedict Cumberbatch being in the Grindr sponsored bathrooms at the Madonna rave

[HRJ @clownofuptown]

I finally realized why her name has sounded familiar all these years: she has the same name as the Chinese restaurant I always ate at in college.

[@buzzfeedjenny.bsky.social @buzzfeedjenny]

70 calories for that huge of a scoop oh your stomach is gonna sound like sneakers in a dryer

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @bbfeebeee]

first decent argument I’ve seen regarding “no phones at shows”

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Keep typing ‘thank yoy’ in emails today

[Ben ꕤ @bentolate]

Opened Pinterest and this is the first image I saw