Aaron Charlie Cohen

MCFC. Spend my time berating commentators and pundits

[🎩 Andy’s Football Tips @AndyRobsonTips]

🚨 Get ready: my big odds Villa/Forest bet is coming as soon as lineups are confirmed.

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I think odds might drop for some of the players.

[Aaron Charlie Cohen @aaroncohen19]

@JElgott @BenMills___ I was in a taxi with my cousin's when you shared the team news and they all looked at me like I was stupid. Instantly questioned your source ahaha

[Aaron Charlie Cohen @aaroncohen19]

@ManCityHelp Can you post a link to where this information is found? I was looking all week

[Aaron Charlie Cohen @aaroncohen19]

@ManCityHelp I can't find any information on how to pre-book a parking space at Vermilion Restaurant and we were told by their staff at the first home game that it was sorted through City

[Aaron Charlie Cohen @aaroncohen19]

This has to be the worst use of "of" instead of "have" I've ever had the displeasure of reading

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Where the hell of Atletico Madrid found 80 mil for Alvarez....It's always City as well isn't it.

[Aaron Charlie Cohen @aaroncohen19]

Surely he's just taking the piss?

[Aaron Charlie Cohen @aaroncohen19]

Can ITV not afford 4 chairs for these poor bastards?

[Aaron Charlie Cohen @aaroncohen19]

I'm dying.

This moron doesn't understand what satire is and legitimately doesn't realise it. The twitterland is full of idiots like this.

[Aaron Charlie Cohen @aaroncohen19]

These post match interviews where the interviewer walks them around the pitch have to stop

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

This is an all timer.

[Aaron Charlie Cohen @aaroncohen19]

@OffMenuOfficial @EdGambleComedy it's disgraceful that guests' "honourable munchions" when asked their favourite drink aren't referred to as "honourable quenchions"

[Aaron Charlie Cohen @aaroncohen19]

In case you didn't understand the first sentence, he's kindly rephrased it twice

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Thomas Tuchel leaves FC Bayern at the end of the current season.

Decision made by both club and head coach, Tuchel leaves Bayern in June.

It’s over between Bayern and Tuchel.

[Aaron Charlie Cohen @aaroncohen19]

@IanDarke taking that long to realise the ref's given Lazio a penalty is embarrassing. He's clueless when it comes to commentating on this sport

[Aaron Charlie Cohen @aaroncohen19]

@SkyBet Napoli game finished 40 minutes ago and it keeps randomly being suspended

[Aaron Charlie Cohen @aaroncohen19]

What an absolute cretin

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

No problem with any club being sanctioned for breaches of long known and clear rules. The name of the club doesn't matter. Every club should be treated equally under the rules set out.

But the elephant in the room isn't being addressed.

115 charges, zero action.

Why?

[Aaron Charlie Cohen @aaroncohen19]

Bizarrely mixing up 2 players playing in different areas of the pitch (TWICE) is significantly worse than incorrectly labelling a part of the boot

[Aaron Charlie Cohen @aaroncohen19]

Barton's rant stemmed from a female commentator saying Endo scored with laces rather than a side foot.
Twice in a game I heard a male (primary) commentator call Gvardiol, "Akanji".

[Aaron Charlie Cohen @aaroncohen19]

Fully understand Wolves fans' anger towards VAR/Refs this season. But you can't include Ream's lack of second yellow card as a VAR "mistake" (they don't look at second yellows), and conveniently leave out one that went in your favour, Hwang v City who went on to score the winner

[d @dylanwwfc]

Every major VAR "mistake" in a 23/24 Wolves Premier League game:

#wwfc #wolves 🧵

[Aaron Charlie Cohen @aaroncohen19]

@IanDarke it's absolutely useless at commentating on football. "I think he's given a penalty for handball" after it's clearly awarded for a foul on Rodri. Clueless moron

[Aaron Charlie Cohen @aaroncohen19]

@Hazza7272 Yeah I considered that, they're both guilty of emphasising "there"

[Aaron Charlie Cohen @aaroncohen19]

Neville watching it back at home:
"If we play it on from here, you'll see the exact moment Gary decides he's out. Right....THERE"

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Your starting line-up for Dragon's Den Series 21...

Can't wait for what this one brings 😅!

#BBCFootball