Aaron Spratt

Ad maker, consumer mind reader, creator of cool stuff

[Aaron Spratt @aaronspratt]

@TroyCaylak @fvckrender It’s one of the great mysteries of the universe.

[Aaron Spratt @aaronspratt]

@RGA Isn’t it just the British spelling of the word “cans?”

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@buffalogiu @StratScorpion @c_r_a_c_i_u_n @RGA Oh can’t you see, you belong to WPP

[Aaron Spratt @aaronspratt]

@StratScorpion @c_r_a_c_i_u_n @buffalogiu @RGA If you aren’t pitching every time you exhale, you’re wasting your breath

[Aaron Spratt @aaronspratt]

@TroyCaylak

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@DG8TAL These are pretty badass.

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@arcadedotinc Can we play as one of those random fractal pattern NFTs?

[Aaron Spratt @aaronspratt]

@oturks5150 When you have ADHD, most Tuesdays are actually Wednesdays.

[Aaron Spratt @aaronspratt]

@drewmagary I'm holding out for the low-carb gluten-free version

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@edman688 Surprisingly lasted a couple of days. I see they just did a big airdrop, which prob explains it.

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Anyone know what’s up with #OpenDAO spiking 70% in the past half hour?

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@drewmagary Clearly Harbaugh learned nothing from the last time he tried that.

[United Way NCA @UWNCA]

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[Aaron Spratt @aaronspratt]

Klopp is now making #LFC take at least six passes before they can shoot. #MUFC #MUNLIV

[SmithGifford @SmithGifford]

We knew he could write. And we'd heard rumors about the martini skills. But perfect pitch, too?! Come on, Aaron, how do the rest of us compete with that?! https://t.co/jyDXLjzHCy #adlife #MeetTheTeam

[Aaron Spratt @aaronspratt]

Nobody loves a good street fight more than Bernie. #BernieMemes #BernieSanders

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Hmm, how can we slow the growth of the #EPL in the US? Oh, I know! Let’s only show #LFC vs #ManUtd on #Peacock

[Aaron Spratt @aaronspratt]

@Gicken_ “Heh-heh-heh”

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@brendansfoley @TheFirstOkiro That was their soccer ball the dragon has eaten. That’s why they teamed up with the villagers.

[Aaron Spratt @aaronspratt]

@SuryaInTheSky @themandalorian Well he is a bounty hunter, so he’s gotta catch ‘em all. He even has the cute pointy-eared sidekick with super powers. I guess Cara’s Misty, and Grief is the guy whose eyes are always closed.