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I Am Nice, Clean, Honest, Innocent, Smart, Sweet Little Baby. I Have 0 Enemies And 100,000,000 Friends, I Love To Write My Name Anywhere I Can, And

[Ethel Cain Data @ethelcaindata]

hayden via tumblr:

“mid-october”

[Crispy 🍎 @gaytwinkfaggot]

In the sixties a 90 cent movie ticket would get you straight esophagus from a bitch named betty

[em ✩彡 @arbyscores]

blondescores was so wow

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

Being an adult means that every few days, you have to spend at least $35. Even if you don’t think you need anything, the universe will manifest something for you to spend $35 on. All must pay.

[Softboy @softboy_w]

Why does everyone else's perfume linger for hours and mine disappears in 10 minutes.

[Bruce Radley @bruceradley]

the life before this tweet:

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Opening up slightly to someone just for it to backfire immediately

[ash 🐾 @aashzombiee]

@your_onkel9899 white people be like

[marc @marclmfao]

university

[moloch @savourytasting]

don’t even joke lad this is serious

[chase @_chase_____]

a great tip if you’re packing for a trip is to ignore all the clothes you feel comfortable in and wear on a regular basis and instead bring a long velvet skirt you’ve never worn before that’s slightly too small and doesn’t go with any of your shirts or shoes

[ash 🐾 @aashzombiee]

the humble steve

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

having pets is so cool bc they watch u crash out and are super chill about it

[Systayzz @shitlerzkid]

how it feels when theres a pile of clothes on your bed

[Xenon @xenontf]

when her hole smells like resident evil but you genuinely havent gotten play since wocky slush

[karen smith @okkarensmith]

"Grab them by the pussy" ➡️ "it's all locker room talk" ➡️ Epstein files ➡️ The Cornell 57 ➡️ "it's just a fucking joke, relax" ➡️ "women dress like whores at the gym" ♾️

[Naz 🦢 @nazfromnewham]

Deadbeat daughter, low maintenance friend, nonchalant dater & a slacker at work. Dismantling patriarchal expectations one day at a time.

[nurget de frago @victxrya_]

eu tenho crises de ansiedade e depois q passa eu fico q nem esse cachorro tipo q q aconteceu pq tanto escândalo por isso

[ash 🐾 @aashzombiee]

ppl at bassvictim talking abt joey cash was ass genuinely just had to have no love in their hearts bc that show was #fantastic