Andrew Acheson

I'm writing in the wings, waiting to come on stage like the Wright Brothers, winging it, hoping something will fly to feather my nest. Waiting for the lights.

[Andrew Acheson @aaxdrew]

@byMorganWright I've heard that muttering: Incluso el regalo del toro a las plantas cuesta mucho dinero incluso para los matadores. La carne de toro también es costosa. El regalo es excremento.

[Andrew Acheson @aaxdrew]

@NatashaCL7 When I was a kid I hated all vegetables 'cause they had too much authority like art that's really used to launder money:unsavory. As an adult, I like most vegetables & sometimes they are savory& I imagine poetic justice. Maybe I'll do beans turmeric lime lima on Lima vacation

[Andrew Acheson @aaxdrew]

@philobits I am thinking about Lions. I want to learn about lions. I think I'm in danger of becoming Confucius... um not ... that's : in danger of becoming confused. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a faux pas while falling into a hole reading a textbook about Descartes

[Doug @xytgeist]

#QED #PhilosophyTwitter #philosophy All wise sayings are false. E.Q.E.D. (Erratum Quod Erat Demonstrandum): Cogito, ergo sum absurdus (Not poetry) https://t.co/tozfXB6As5

[Andrew Acheson @aaxdrew]

@byMorganWright @BorelliBooks typo: "of" not "if". I'm too annoyed and angry to type straight

[Andrew Acheson @aaxdrew]

@byMorganWright @BorelliBooks I just got an official message upon signing in today that until I prove that I'm friendly and interacting that they would be hiding my tweets. They put it in the negative: if you behave better you'll have the privilege if being seen more and enjoying more benefits of twitter.

[Andrew Acheson @aaxdrew]

@byMorganWright been receiving weird notices from twit'r telling me to unfriend people because I'm not human, all my sign-in's are suspicious, I'm using a new device(I'm not), I'm not friendly or talking to anyone. They're shadow banning me somehow. want me to be more human-like & unfriend huh?

[Andrew Acheson @aaxdrew]

#WritingCommunity #poetrycommunity #philosophy What's happening? harassment: yes it's me, I always use this device in the same location every time. You shadow ban me for years. You show me **** I am not suspicious. I'm dull. I'm human whereas you are not. Get thee manners.

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

First Amendment invalidated by the precedent of espionage and propaganda. Only the #DNC (dilation 'n curettage) of Truth is the approved Truth to be know as #Truthx . New oaths: "I swear to tell the Truthx, the approved Truthx, & only the Truthx, so help me Dawg." @elonmusk #tcot

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

From CCP,
Joe, we've paid for your son's prostitutes, & his drugs; pay us the utmost respect by allowing us to proceed with belt & road initiative. Respect elders. Simply bow, obey, & read from prompter. Respect chemical trade with Mexico. @elonmusk #laptop #HunterBidenLaptop

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

First Amendment invalidated by the precedent of espionage & propaganda. Only the #DNC (dilation 'n curettage) of Truth is the approved Truth to be know as #Truthx . New oaths: "I swear to tell the Truthx, the approved Truthx, & only the Truthx, so help me Dawg." @elonmusk #tcot

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

The pledge of allegiancex should be required in all schools:
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Democratic elites for which it stands, one Nation under the #DNC, divisible by tribe, with injustice and #truthx for most." @elonmusk #tcot

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

#truthx #DNC #Sun #tcot Be sure to observe Orwell Christmas on Wednesday to celebrate the birth of the truthx child.

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

To see the #truthx by the #DNC of Truth, it takes practice. If there are no clouds, this Wed at noon, observe that the sky is green & you can see our two Suns. 1 is powered by a coal core & gives off laser beams thru a diamond layer. Evil #Sun is only visible on Wednesdays #tcot

[Vernon Jones @VernonForGA]

.@LesleyRStahl lied on @60Minutes about Hunter Biden’s laptop being fake! Shame on you Lesley covering for the crooked Biden family!

Retweet this if you believe @60Minutes should fire @LesleyRStahl for intentional reckless, erroneous & fake journalism regarding Hunter Biden!

[Andrew Acheson @aaxdrew]

#HunterBidenLaptop 9. "You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor," purportedly God.
"That's old news," says Karine Jean-Pierre. "Calling on Supernatural forces as a stunt?"
Reporter: "What about the Constitution?"
"Old white guys didn't have laptops, you must know."

[Andrew Acheson @aaxdrew]

@SteveHiltonx #HunterBidenLaptop 9. "You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor," purportedly God.
"That's old news, " says Karine Jean-Pierre.

[Steve Hilton @SteveHiltonx]

The FBI has now meddled in two presidential elections to help one political party. Congress has done nothing about it. The media is silent about it. No-one has been held accountable.

How can this happen in America? Unless they're stopped the FBI will no doubt do it again in 24.

[Andrew Acheson @aaxdrew]

#HunterBidenLaptop
Teacher: we have located a scholarly paper written by René Descartes,"Passions of the Soul," U have quoted verbatim. U may have concluded "inner conflict" is a fight between the soul & the brain. But it's plagiarism.
Student: That's old news. We'll get U fired.

[Ministry of Truth (Satire) @Pearlygist]

From CCP,
Joe, we've paid for your son's prostitutes, & his drugs; pay us the utmost respect by allowing us to proceed with belt & road initiative. Respect our elders even the senile Russian Brezhnev. Simply let Joe bow, obey, & read from the prompter #laptop #HunterBidenLaptop