abbey🎰

[Jamal 🎱 @4900mal]

I love seeing shit like this. Niggas work too hard for their shit for y’all broke ass mfs to just come take it. #StartPoppinThem

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

i never get summoned for jury duty cus they can tell i want it too bad

[ms.poopclapper @oregonstatepoop]

me as a mom:
“honey please put away your shoes before i kill myself, do you want mommy to kill herself?”

[Charly Wargnier ♨️ @DataChaz]

Best use of AI I've seen this year

[chey🌺🐾 @nvrgttnglaid99]

how i was introduced to dolly parton when i was little :')

[• hatti @Whohewas0]

I need someone who knows nothing about me to observe me for like 30 days and then come up with an analysis on what kind of person l am

[dakota @im2hai]

i get so high i be liking ads on tik tok

[fano @lifeissuchatrip]

why is it called substance abuse when me and the drugs have such a good relationship

[φροδίτη @YerrFavorite]

@LibOrNormal I thought granny was stepping in to save her🤦🏾‍♀️ her ass reached for her soda

[𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓍𝓎 🎀 @luvblexy]

Was my response that bad????LMFAO!!!

[duke of dumb 🍉 @mrsdofenshmirtz]

my nicotine addiction has gotten frankly out of hand but I don’t really have time to deal with that

[r @_rzua]

was what we had real or cake

[xo @zahrlovesyounot]

i cant even blame ovulation anymore. it's me, i'm the monster

[maddi🩰 @madisonanaijaa]

when u b getting cracked good it don’t be nun to say or post fr 😭😭😭😭

[🇩🇿🇰🇵 @yovnvss]

Le jour où j’ai installé Apple Pay sur mon téléphone

[𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜༒ @1Up_Dreams]

I just smoked 20 blunts, not because I enjoyed it, but to get the marijuana off the streets , to protect our children and our families