Alexus Storm ⚡️

[Alexus Storm ⚡️ @abanach11]

Last night at the bar I was chatting with this guy from my class & I noticed he’s wearing a drawstring backpack. So obviously I say “are you really wearing a drawstring at the bar?? hahah” and he goes “yeah I have diabetes, this is where I keep everything” so yup I’m an asshole.

[Alexus Storm ⚡️ @abanach11]

@CarleyChurches I think they do that with all dogs who are fixed haha Coop has one too!!

[Alexus Storm ⚡️ @abanach11]

@Visible this has been the WORST customer service I’ve ever received. I’ve been trying to activate my phone for 4 hours. Your agents keep ending the chat on me and then I wait in line another 10 min. Wtf.

[Alexus Storm ⚡️ @abanach11]

@CarleyChurches This is actually really great!! Having a “book of proof” is a really great way to show yourself that you ARE good at what you do, especially when you’re having a bad day!! Don’t be ashamed!!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻 I have one too!

[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

if you have a problem with the student loan cancellation because you already paid off your loans, just pretend its a tax cut for the rich that you also never got but mysteriously didn't complain about.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Nothing wrong with being unaware of basic geography. Many things are unimportant to know. It’s ok to not know where things are. You just need to know where your front door is.

[Alexus Storm ⚡️ @abanach11]

@TikTokSupport I need help with my account.

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

I want us to all collectively go back to hotels and ruin the vacation rental market. This shit is about 50% of the reason we are in a housing crisis as is.

[Dash Dobrofsky @DashDobrofsky]

Adam Kinzinger just blamed Biden for “not doing anything” to lower gas prices. Adam Kinzinger & 206 Republicans voted against a Democrat/Biden bill that was designed to prevent gas companies from price gouging. In other words, Adam voted to keep gas prices high. Call out the lie.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Mat George hot as fuck

[risotto broad @tyranosarusflex]

“Dang don’t all these people have jobs to be at?” — Me, out in the middle of the day, not at my job

[Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky @kattenbarge]

For people who have been studying the misinformation campaign around the Depp v Heard trial, this verdict is chilling. The success of Depp’s “redemption arc” narrative reveals a lot about our social media platforms and ourselves.

A thread of things I learned during Depp v Heard:

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

HOW FAST DID AIRPORT SECURITY CHANGE AFTER 9/11? WHY ARE WE NOT DOING THE SAME FOR OUR KIDS?

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

listen, there are responsible gun owners who just enjoying hunting and I want to make it clear that I don’t care at all and they can find literally any other hobby

[jordan ☘️ @whataa_jem]

Milwaukee people are so nice I was like I’m here to root on the Celtics and they were like go Bucks but we hope it’s a good game for you and have the best time in Milwaukee and enjoy your trip!! You know Boston people would be like go to hell

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

i get so envious when people are like “my parents forced me to play piano”

like that’s very valid but at least now u have a cool party trick!! my parents played a reverse uno card and made me parent them… i can’t just therapize people as a party trick