heidi brandenburg

autotune's #1 fan. helping creators live their dreams. sometime director of engineering. way back leader of the sippy cup set (they drink from glasses now!)

[heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch]

considering dedicating a full drawer to startup tshirts🤔

[heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch]

@nialldeacon twitter is healing

[heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch]

still +1 freezer placenta...

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A fortune teller turns over a tarot card with a placenta on it. 'Your destiny is to become an entrepreneur,' he says to you.

[heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch]

@engramsoftware or you know, whatever streaming video tech the kids use these days

[heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch]

@engramsoftware damn, can we zoom? i have like 500 books to download on you as well as 5000 years of chinese kiln tech and need to hear your thoughts like last week

[heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch]

@engramsoftware yaaass, the best feet pics. im here for this bowl and all other bowls you make.

[heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch]

it went unremarked, this was a takeoff on english language translation of goethe

[heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch]

every deploy is terrifying

[heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch]

@ClaireMax f*king metal

[heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch]

@copyconstruct it feels like product debt. the product experience hasn't scaled with adoption, same with notion. both now abysmal for productivity.

[heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch]

me: well i didnt sleep well and then i didn't have a chance to eat all day and then we had 4 glasses of wine and no food
husband: amatures
#passover #imarriedajew

[heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch]

@johncutlefish I worked in a functional org once. I liked my team but the product was boring and there was no outlet for my ambition. Everything worth doing is dysfunctional on some level.

[heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch]

@kstewart @splice Really excited for my peeps at Splice. What a great match.

[heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch]

Questions to ask when interviewing
- how many slack channels do you have?
- how many notion docs were created in the last 7 days?

[heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch]

when i age and misplace the details of this era, i will fondly recall the number of baths i took on work trips. like fully submerged deep hot as f baths. thank stars for hotel bathtubs.

[heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch]

@copyconstruct whats the book? i've always liked the term, rolls off the tongue better than "completely sane number of services"

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Shoutout to my finance business partner who I hope never accepts that job from LAUSD

[heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch]

as VPE of a series D startup, the one email i never needed from my kids school district is "Subject: Strategic Plan Budget Tracker"

[heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch]

@Lethain chaotic is so accurate!

[heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch]

@a_diti @justkelly_ok @DOOtherighthing @ScrapDaddyAP this. of course the families book tickets together. its the airline who moves them around and you find you 3yo alone in middle seat at the last minute,

[heidi brandenburg @abandonedbranch]

@estoner yep