Abby Kallenbach

America's Sweetheart.

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Terrified of people who say “that’s funny” instead of “haha.”

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@kazookidlaura Damnit dad.

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So cute that I’m making a budget to see if I can afford health insurance every month in the midst of a global pandemic. Just adorable.

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Wearing tight low rise jeans for today’s WFH just to feel something again.

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@DevMcD And right when I stopped going to therapy 😫

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Put my hair up with some bobby pins this morning and was feelin cute till my bf came home from work and pulled them out of my hair because he “didn’t know what they were.” 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

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Voted yesterday with my current bf while my ex and his new gf were 3 people ahead of us in line. Cute that we all hate Trump more than each other ❤️

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I watch a lot of makeup tutorials for someone who doesn’t wear a lot of makeup.

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@TerranSteel YES! These small changes really add up. Brings me hope.

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My mom is a person of habit and consistency. She doesn’t like change. She goes to church every Sunday, is always planning her next Disney trip and votes Republican every time.

This year she’s voting for Biden. And that gives me so much hope for our future. It’s time for change.

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@bamofo3 Me too, Morgan. ❤️

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colleges saying they “can’t afford” to cut tuition costs for online classes like lmao just take out a loan it’s what y’all told me to do

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I love m&ms in ice cream for the same reason other people hate it: They are cold little rocks in ice cream.

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I have leg zits now. Which is new. And seems totally appropriate for 2020.

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Maybe our attention spans are longer than 8 seconds, but every 8 seconds an ad pops up and we lose interest.

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warmvanillasugar high

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Lucas just called not having a napkin “raw dogging it”

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@Scoshis24 He is! ❣️

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Just remembering my formative years when I thought the cheer was “LETS GO LETS GO L-AH-GEE-S-GEE-OH!”

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@lexuhroo Omg that happened to me too! I never leave mine out now in fear it will close up and it took me forever to change to a hoop after I had to get it re-pierced. it’s traumatizing!