abatha

cozy girl vibes only

(she/her)

[abatha @abbeye96]

Elmo looking through his replies this week

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

me: actually the M stands for machine haha so it’s redundant to say MRI Machine. the R and the I stand for rhode island

doctor: see this is why we need to scan your brain

[chase @_chase_____]

there’s always that person at the party who won’t stop advocating for playing a game. you’ll look away for one second and suddenly they’re gathering up all the cutlery and saying you’re about to play a game called knives

[reb @rebmasel]

“um as you should?” to my best friend describing a felony

[abatha @abbeye96]

massively giving S3 dance drama where you need to include 2 spins, a jump and a teddy bear roll

[pinar @pienar]

dont feel like it

[abatha @abbeye96]

it's my favourite day of the year

[liv 🦋 @liv_liv_liv__]

IT’S DECEMBER 1ST! MERRY CHRISTMAS X

[anu @anuatluru]

there should be a "take your friend to work day" so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories

[Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwood]

me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don’t trip on you

miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[trash jones @jzux]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Me on the way to get a lil fall morning treat (will spend $87)

[abatha @abbeye96]

His farts would send him to the moon I reckon

[Taylor @cooljinzo]

In the chippy earlier there was no sausages and I thought I wasn’t getting one and then the guy dumped about 10 sausages into the bit and I went yassssss loud as fuck and he went mate can you please keep your voice down lol

[abatha @abbeye96]

@chelsea_RVN I honestly LIVE for this kind of validation at work 😂😂

[abatha @abbeye96]

@AsToldByKristy Yeah but you're marrying him now so all's well that ends well right

[helen @helen]

girl he’s YOUR man

[JP @jpbrammer]

I tried to run away from home once as a child but signed the letter "goobdye" and for years after that my family would be like "ok goobdye" every time I left the house for school