Abbey Mitchell

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[Dave @lildickytweets]

retweet if you want a season 3

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Put you in a mansion
Somewhere in Wiscansin

[Abbey Mitchell @abbeym_mitchell]

@Ashdresto welcome to the good life

[Abbey Mitchell @abbeym_mitchell]

@lbeezeyyy Fave song ever

[trash jones @jzux]

deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he sells me onions, i sell him jars of spiced peaches)

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I hope all of the 26 year olds are doing ok.

[Deeps @candle_light19]

Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can "simply walk into Mordor"

[Dave @lildickytweets]

That’s a wrap on season 2

[THE SWAG 🥶 @returnofswagnft]

Me: i have a headache

WebMD: and it’ll be your last

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

quarantine be like

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

me telling my computer i’ll update everything tomorrow

[Abbey Mitchell @abbeym_mitchell]

@AmandaMSeale When it got over I just sat on my couch in awe. Standing ovation for that film.

[StepMom Marie 🖤 @mariebabyyyyy_]

Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out

[Abbey Mitchell @abbeym_mitchell]

Gal Gadot had one chance to redeem herself from her “imagine” celebrity video with WW1984

[Abbey Mitchell @abbeym_mitchell]

@AmandaMSeale “Philip, you would like it uptown, it’s quiet uptown.”
Every. Time.

[billy @billyjoebaldwin]

wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously

[chelsea cutler @chelseacutler]

bieber doesn’t miss

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

well, she's not named taylor slow

[Abbey Mitchell @abbeym_mitchell]

@hizzamilla YUP 😍