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you don’t have to die to be dead to me

[lb @lbeezeyyy]

ER nurse: Your pregnancy screen was negative so X-ray will be down shortly.
Me: Good, I didn’t think you could get pregnant from anal anyway.

My mother: 🥴

[lb @lbeezeyyy]

@D_Desautels94 @shirtsthtgohard Lmfao watch people’s feelings get hurt

[lb @lbeezeyyy]

@sarahschauer

[lb @lbeezeyyy]

@CookseyReba I saw that 😭😭

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Terrible situation. Two planes collide during an Air Show at Dallas Executive Airport 😳😔👀

[lb @lbeezeyyy]

@D_Desautels94 I think they wait for storm season or some shit so the water surge is more aggressive

[lb @lbeezeyyy]

@CookseyReba Your soul I think

[Mike Liebenson @spongemike123]

My friends and I only talk shit about people who deserve it. We aren’t gossips, we’re vigilantes.

[hot girl jo @sicssorluv]

#DahmerNetflix is out, let’s not romanticize Jeffrey Dahmer just because he is played by Evan Peters.
Remember the victims.
A tread about each victim and who they were.

[lb @lbeezeyyy]

✨stupid bitch✨

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Imposter.. 😅 https://t.co/w08Y0aRSqg

[Emily Cooper @emmcooper42]

Hands down one of the best murals in #Philly 🥨

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

when an evil witch puts a curse on gordon ramsey, turning him into a rat, and can only be broken by true loves kiss… instead of looking for love, he just accepts he’s a rat now, and makes hell’s kitchen for rats, but only remy from ratatouille applies:
https://t.co/LzyN2uLtzv

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

One of the funniest moments in Hippo Cove History! Fiona getting chased by her baby brother and Bibi following closely behind. Meet the bloat! A special $5 hippo adopt will enter you to win the Ultimate Hippo Getaway: https://t.co/wYxyKyYQxP

[Doctor Dhoom @caviarcope]

your parent’s insurance when you turn 26

[lb @lbeezeyyy]

The White House is popping off rn and it’s making me so happy. Politicians are mad for what? 😂

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

The White House Twitter account pulling a "this you?" 😲

[lb @lbeezeyyy]

A grown man called me a Karen today because I stuck up for my friend. Boy is that the best you got? 😂

[Reed4Speed @reedbartonmusic]

Gretchen Wilson : let me get a big hell yeah from the redneck girls like me !

6 year old me : Hell YEAH