abbs 🍓

lotta dumb motherfuckers that I made rich

[abbs 🍓 @abbfisher]

Listen bitch, this is me fucking trying

[abbs 🍓 @abbfisher]

Bad bunny came out with gorillaz in London do you think he’ll be here for Rush in Fort Worth

[Monjula Ray 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥥 @queerBengali]

You can pretend all day long that Chronically late people are not liars but they are.

I’ll see you at a restaurant at 2. Then not leaving the house until 2, is an act of dishonesty.

This is not theoretical. We know these people in real life, and we know their impact on us.

[Christianity On The Spectrum @ChristianityOn]

When I was mentoring autistic teenage boys I spent a good deal of time repeating on a loop, "you have a duty to care about other people and their feelings, even if you don't understand them or think they are important"

[The Catholic Engineer @TheCatholicEngr]

I have this friend in my life who claims to suffer from "time blindness"

We were getting ready in the same hotel room and I told her to be ready by 9:30am. (We didn't really need to leave till 9:40am). With great difficulty they got ready by 9:30am. And I was like, "Cool, I'm almost done". And she had to wait for me.

The fit she threw when she learned she had to "wait" was insane.

I was shocked. She reacted as if I was asking her to stick her hand in molten lava.

"Waiting" to her was painful. And yet she doesn't give two shits when she makes other people wait for her. I don't understand it.

[Катᵗʰᵉ ˡᵃᵈ @sumnerslove]

why do chronically late people act like their friends have Infinite Hours and that they cause no harm by arriving 40 minutes past the meet-up time, like newsflash bro, people have lives

[blue @bluewmist]

There is a very specific female fatigue that comes from knowing exactly what is happening, explaining exactly what is happening, being told you are overreacting, and then watching exactly what is happening happen with excellent punctuality.

[just peen✨ @gloomy_ghosties]

skinny bitches we gotta realize there’s a difference between systemic fatphobia and feeling sad bc someone said your ass was too flat i’m begging

[abbs 🍓 @abbfisher]

I think 45 cigarettes per year is okay. That’s about 4 per month

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

You can’t do this nation wide because 50 percent of cops have domestic violence charges and wouldn’t be able to do their job

[abbs 🍓 @abbfisher]

I’m sorry I know it’s owned by a fascist war criminal but I have to stay on this garbage app called twitter and cyberbully misogynist male athletes or I’ll take all my anger out on my coworkers and I can’t afford to lose my job. Again

[abbs 🍓 @abbfisher]

@Dexerto How much do you think the people that pour beer and clean bathrooms at “your” stadium had to pay for tickets? Fair or nah?

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

skinny bitches saw a 3 year period where people weren’t violently fatphobic and outright cruel and say “well this is really unfair to us”

[Butlerian Jihadist @RascalFKennedy]

You know…. If those baseball players ALWAYS put Bible verses on their hats, nobody would blink an eye. Them only doing it during Pride Night is performative as fuck. Lmao. Do it for all 162 games if you REALLY believe in your religion.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

I feel like 95% of nostalgia is just not knowing what was happening in the world when you were a child

[Hayley • Eras Miami N3 @thievesinjeans]

People keep responding with the bandwagon fan allegations by pointing out that Taylor’s been a Knicks fan for a long time which is valid but I think misses the larger point that it’s a free country and anyone is allowed to show up to a game and root for whoever the fuck they want

[abbs 🍓 @abbfisher]

@Connor_J_Hughes You need more therapy and less tv time

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

As a Knicks fan since May, it is really hard to see all these fakers come into my fandom. Like where were you when we beat the sixers? Where were you when we beat the cavs? In fact, where was I? Where am I?

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

I bet it feels fucking amazing to be a cat and kick the absolute fuck out of a stuffed trout