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Snail Abboi.

[chungus lite @Feebux]

breaking news: twitter user has the worst day of his life

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I do feel for my friends because I have this deep, primal need to be dramatic so I could text “I am so fucking upset right now” and it could be very serious or it could be about the texture of chickpea pasta

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

The most realistic part of the Jurassic Park series is nobody learns a lesson ever. They just keep making the same mistakes over and over again. If anything they get stupider.

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

Absolutely gutted for my sisters in the states. Abortion bans are an attack on all women, but that disproportionately impact women who are poor, women of colour, and women trapped in abusive relationships.

Abortion bans are barbarism.

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

Abortion, which is lifesaving in cases of miscarriage, ectopic pregnancy, etc, will now be illegal in many states & even criminal in some & women will die as a result of this decision. So don't tell me you're pro-life.

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

We blame girls for being assaulted. Our justice system does it. Our social system does it. Our political system does it. So do you tell girls to risk spending time around someone who has already committed a sexual crime? If he assaults them, how much sympathy would they find?

[SonicFacts™ @SonicFactsTM]

Sonic has been diligently saving a percentage of his paycheck! It hasn't been easy to cut back on some of the things he used to spend money on but he's been able to acculumate enough to oh my god he stubbed his toe oh fuck it's gone it's all fucking gone

[else @__else__]

@jessejanderson Why spend 5 minutes replying to a simple correspondence when I could wake up stressing about it in the middle of every night for a year?

[Anna Peele @bananapeele]

Excited to attempt this recipe from Kris Jenner’s cookbook. Wish me luck!

[The State of LinkedIn @StateOfLinkedIn]

This is great https://t.co/MlwNRHQCDq

[Benjy Sarlin @BenjySarlin]

Have we had the great Remote Work Catfishing story yet, is there like a 12 year old who made middle management at a Fortune 500 company pretending to be their dad

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Robb Elementary has 576 students—and 84% are economically disadvantaged.

Now 19 were murdered, 17 have bullet wounds, & 538 are emotionally scarred the rest of their lives. The school has 1 Counselor. ONE. Yet, Uvalde Police is 40% of the town budget.

This Is A Failed System.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

An 11-year-old who survived the school shooting in Texas went into survival mode and put someone's blood on herself to pretend she was dead. The classmate next to her died and then saved her life. This is the kind of trauma you hear from an active war zone, not a 4th grade class.

[julia @juliashiplett]

“Why don’t you want to have kids?”

*motions hysterically in every direction*

[Travon Free @Travon]

Blue lives scatter.

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

The thing about having "guns" as your hobby, is that if my hobby had turned into the number one reason of death for children, I would just find another hobby.

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

In 2001 a guy tried to blow up a plane with a bomb in his shoe. Security changed the very next day for every flight around the world. There have been 27 school shootings in the U.S. so far in 2022 and nothing ever gets done.