abbie

you can have all this world, just give me Jesus

[abbie @abbiemay0604]

The only thing that can satisfy the human heart is the One that made it

[abbie @abbiemay0604]

@jmaepaull7 Right?! Makes my heart race

[abbie @abbiemay0604]

Me: *trying to see if the Pats won last night*
ESPN headline: Pats take windy slugfest
Me: so did they win, or...?

[abbie @abbiemay0604]

I have a ton of respect for medical professionals but every single time that I call a dentist's or a doctor's office they cut me off mid-sentence and tell me that they can't do something or that they're going to transfer my call. like could you just wait until I finish speaking?!

[abbie @abbiemay0604]

Me: B, whatcha doing?
The 4 year old I nanny (B): nothing
Me: nothing good?
B: ... I mean good things!

[abbie @abbiemay0604]

@jmaepaull7 Let's be each other for halloween

[abbie @abbiemay0604]

@mrsrachelfisher Never tweeted this. Changing my password or else it was Thatcher 😂

[abbie @abbiemay0604]

E

[abbie @abbiemay0604]

Being a pastors kid means looking up the church announcements from last week to figure out where your parents are today

[Glenn Packiam @gpackiam]

Pastors, what if we stop trying to be incredible and just work on being credible?

[abbie @abbiemay0604]

Dummy

[abbie @abbiemay0604]

I got my wisdom teeth out today and I ate a meatball at dinner 😂 I cannot be stopped! Especially when there's swedish meatballs around

[abbie @abbiemay0604]

When I'm annoyed at something I don't know, I aggressively google things. Like "what the actual heck is rocket" (it's the British name for arugula if you're wondering)

[abbie @abbiemay0604]

@jmaepaull7 I'll DM you the wedding website when it's finished (;

[Paul Biancardi @PaulBiancardi]

Serious ???? for diehard @Patriots fans. Are you rooting FOR or AGAINST Tom Brady today?
Vote and comment !! 🏈
#SuperBowl @TomBrady #goat

[abbie @abbiemay0604]

I want to start showing off my clothes that I've had since middle school like an influencer lol

[Ed Wiley @EdWiley]

3/5/2020 1/25/2021

[abbie @abbiemay0604]

Please don't pass this bill

[abbie @abbiemay0604]

These are not the good morning texts they tell you you'll get

[abbie @abbiemay0604]

I had a dream I was on a school bus and we were going down a gigantic hill and someone from the back of the bus yelled "This hill is what they refer to as Tony Hawk's diet!"