abigail

9x Community Theatre Award Loser • MA Scriptwriting grad at Goldsmiths, University of London • Colombian-American • she/her

[abigail @abbisaenz]

I don’t like most “coming-of-age” stories because unless it’s a story about a 19 year-old virgin going to the Waffle House at midnight after a tech run of a community theatre production of “Pippin” with her closest friends (2 gay guys in their 30s), I can’t relate...

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@SheaFromTheBay Yes.

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@tweetsbybob_

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@CNN

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@CNN

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ngl I’m gonna use that “moving around furniture on the titanic” line at work all next week

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He said…

[Naomi Ekperigin @Blacktress]

Y’all, @sagaftra chief negotiator Duncan Crabtree-Ireland just answered a question in Spanish and I’m SCREAMING. The union ain’t playing today!!!!

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@Bornakang why did I think someone was trying to confront fran drescher in Italy

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@CarolineMoss My blood still boils thinking about the way people would talk about Casey Wilson on SNL just a decade ago…

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@harrisonjbrock The soundtrack at a soon-to-be defunct Bare Minerals store

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honestly, same

[Shakira @shakira]

In London working with @dstewartmusic on what might be my next single

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@WrittenByHanna What do you mean, “what is happening…?” Every 1st gen eldest immigrant daughter said…… hold up…

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@kaitmilligan

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@alienreese The last 10 seconds…… 🤣😭🫣🤣⚰️⚰️⚰️

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@BlkAssFeminist How is he going to get with Keke Palmer and then get mad at her because she’s Keke Palmer-ing???

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@evanrosskatz “That’s on Yabba Kippe Yebbo…” -Kim Cattrall

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@EmReaderWriter @KIFFESTUK Incredible!! Congratulations, Emily!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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@adamjjay the bouncers at GAY and Heaven are absolutely wildin out. So much unnecessary hostility and aggression as soon as you join the queue

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@louisvirtel @tcm How will hags-in-training fall for a young Billy Haines?! It’s a right of passage, ffs!!

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@SenSanders