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take a stand but not on the platform edge

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nyc needs the knicks to win the championship ever since what happened on 9/11

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@anniebriated and you’ll need to pay for his patreon to know the date and time

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@palstatt don’t worry my honky tonk badonkadonk is keeping the plane steady :-)

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@anniebriated enjoy the last few weeks while you can

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@anniebriated omg….

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@palstatt maybe try the opposite

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my bf doesn’t care about the roman empire he only cares about Apex legends

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@anniebriated women are so powerful

[abcarl @abbycarls]

@anniebriated i’m loling

[paul o shit @palstatt]

martin mcdonagh didn’t sit through an interview with taylor swift just to get snubbed at the oscar’s

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@carmental ok.. WOW

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@anniebriated ok WOW

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my boyfriend and my best friend leaning over at the exact same time to say that elvis was a capricorn is all i needed from that movie

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@anniebriated even tho we’re only 21 we know sun protection is so important :-)

[paul o shit @palstatt]

calling things lynchian but just when there’s a white guy with white hair

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a loaf of olive bread could literally run me over with its car and i’d still love it

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mcgriddle is drugs

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@anniebriated she was so hot tho

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@anniebriated omg remember the fold down ones 💀

[paul o shit @palstatt]

i thought my gf was learning meditation for how much she’s been on some website called SSENSEI