Abby Johnson

Insert pretentious stuff about myself here.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

If we get universal health care and my taxes end up going for other people's health care ...

I won't care at all because my premiums already pay even more for other people's health care plus a insurance executive's yacht.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Salmon is so fuckin good. I understand why bears just grab them mfs right out the water

[Blair Braverman @BlairBraverman]

Every now and then I hear discussion about whether dogs smile, at least in the way we humans do.

As my contribution to the debate, here are some of my favorite photos of sled dogs smiling.

[Abby Johnson @abbycj3194]

@shanoonlagoon You did great!! I was watching the Cards game and keeping tabs on the Blues from you :)

[Minor League Baseball @MiLB]

.@BatdogRookie got a little excited during his Sahlen Field debut with the @BuffaloBisons 🤣

We still love him @TrentonThunder.

[Columbia Football @CULionsFB]

Rest in Peace, Parker. You'll always be a Lion.

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

Let me know if anyone wants to use my Ben Affleck Tarot deck.

[Abby Johnson @abbycj3194]

@cbutler1133 U ok fam?

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

what is hip hop teaching our children? i caught my son listening to action bronson and now he’s in the kitchen making a prosciutto wrapped turkey roulade with pomegranate-port reduction

[Yuneri @MurilloYuneri]

🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

[Calla @CallaWalsh]

Seems like a good time to declare climate change a national emergency

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Houston, I wanted you to hear this directly from me...

[Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes]

I tried to translate a bag of chinese rice crackers using google translate and these are some of the ingredients it gave me

[alina (closed - but back for the KNICKS) @dasgupz]

"Many of our white brothers[...] feel deep down in their hearts that the struggle for racial justice is right. Yet they remain silent, because they are afraid that the majority[...] will criticize them and they will suffer social ostracism.”
—Non-Conformist Sunday: Jan 16, 1966

[Terra 🕷️ @BR0WNSGA]

It’s harder to get in a Trader Joe’s during a pandemic than it is the capitol