Ellie MacFarlane

[john is toast @johnistoasted]

Thanks for showing me my big adventures Snapchat

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

Had to use my friend John’s bathroom

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Normalize being extremely busy but accomplishing nothing

[Chad Opitz @chadopitz]

Jamie Lee Curtis reading Playgirl > Grimes reading Karl Marx

[Natalie @jbfan911]

Lost my friend at the bar

[Ellie MacFarlane @elliesusannah]

@DaceyLopez @sapphicrogue Oh my god

[Natalie @jbfan911]

Just witnessed someone spill their beer on a table and wipe it up with paper towels then wring the paper towels over the leftover glass of beer

[cally @callybloxam]

being new at a job is so embarrassing for no reason

[Natalie @jbfan911]

Can I hold your baby I promise I won’t throw it on the sidewalk

[john is toast @johnistoasted]

Me: Hey guys let’s go party on the broken glass floor since we all have shoes

Guy: but I don’t have shoes

Me: but the government gave us all shoes for free

Guy: but I said no to the shoes

Me: why

Guy: because what if the cobblers did something to the laces

[Ellie MacFarlane @elliesusannah]

@DavidStandal The silence is so loud

[Ellie MacFarlane @elliesusannah]

@G0LDEN_HABIT My boyfriend is @FrazzleMyGimp that’s how

[Ellie MacFarlane @elliesusannah]

@AsianinFargo Wasn’t she like 14 9 years ago

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Nick Jonas: hey Michael I’ve heard so much about you

Joe Jonas: what’s up Michael

Kevin jonas: hey there Mi-

Make a wish kid: I thought I was pretty clear about no Kevin

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Cinderella: do you think I’ll find love at the ball

Godmother brushing her hair: you’re friends with rats

[Sam Westrick @samwestrick]

These kids today will never know what a luxury it was to have Sweeto Burrito downtown

[Natalie @jbfan911]

Event planning? Yea I know a thing or two

[yoyoboi of nashville comedy @iamjohndatoy]

We drove 9 hours to do a show for 12 people but Honestly I’d hate to do it with anyone else.

[yoyoboi of nashville comedy @iamjohndatoy]

Windsor pickle backs?
Oh yeah, I really love em...