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Catherine said the baby was kicking.
I crouched down next to her tummy and told the baby if he kicks his mother again, he’ll be sent to his womb.
Catherine didn’t laugh and I’m certain she regrets marrying me.
I just drank my kid’s last apple juice & don’t feel a bit of remorse. I hope when he asks for his “juju” tomorrow, he understands it’s not there bc he doesn’t pay a single bill around here & life doesn’t always give you free handouts. He’s 20 months old, time to grow up.
I secretly hope that twitter keeps extending the character limit as a social experiment, slowly conditioning our attention spans until we’re able to read actual books again