abby

[𓆚 @for001ever]

when you're holding a small animal and it's heart is beating super fast just know that's how i feel every second of the day

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

do i have a kleenex? what is this? a royal palace? here’s a napkin i stole from chipotle.

[𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓎 , @SluttyAesthetic]

the feminine urge to leave every event early

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

this is insane

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

forgot to save some of the pasta water

[helena riley @freshhel]

That’s awesome that romeo and juliet got to kill themselves

[Cher @cher]

Hey

[sunbeam saleem @angbe3n]

women: i'm entering my villain era

their villain era: speaking up for their their wants and needs

[sheeva @sheevasmells]

once again

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

they're going to "states rights" all our rights away

[trash jones @jzux]

microdosing catholicism by feeling vaguely ashamed all day for no particular reason

[helena riley @freshhel]

Wait that sucks about the environment

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

if you just buy one fewer starbucks coffee a week, housing and healthcare prices will suddenly drop by 75% so you can afford them

[Clarissa Brooks @ClarissaMBrooks]

Pls stop selling men podcast mics. I am begging at this point.

[Sahana Srinivasan @sahana_srini]

Found a new hobby: going insane