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Answering the fun questions directed to #askABC (to a lesser extent, @abc_investigate(s))

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.@AntonyGreenABC says we won't know the result today.

Well, fuck. #ausvotes

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Morrison is not happy with the spread of votes, he's lost his Mayo #ausvotes

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@ABCnewsIntern They only had 8 weeks

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Double Miso-lution Brownies #referendumyumyum #kitchencabinet #ausvotes https://t.co/Nf33KDQr0L

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#specialcookies https://t.co/1NtosDnzcp

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@AdamBandt! YESSS #ausvotes

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"Crack open another pack of Tim Tams and listen to the dulcet tones of @mjrowland68" - @leighsales

Don't mind if I do! #ausvotes

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DEVELOPING:

Wyatt Roy has now completed the parliamentary intern program but regrettably has not been offered a full-time position.

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Bishop to retain seat #ausvotes

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Forget @TurnbullMalcolm & @billshortenmp. I'm the #PrimeChinister you deserve

[Nick Osbaldiston 🦮🐕‍🦺🐕 @NickOsbaldiston]

Just watching ScoMo on the heat scope #ausvotes

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Breaking: Tony Abbott's mum is apparently down near the bar. Huh. #ausvotes

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Swing #ausvotes https://t.co/rTcqyyEcWX

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A well hung parliament, fucking us all over. #ausvotes

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.@Wyatt_MP looks to be out. Too young. Too young. #ausvotes

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Noooooooooooooooooooo #ausvotes https://t.co/pwocrMKQnv

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But Innovation Minister Wyatt Roy looks gone for all money - 8.7 per cent swing to Labor according to our figures

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This evening's shitposts brought to you by Jobs, Growth and Bundaburg Rum. #ausvotes

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"We are in no position to call the election at this stage"

.. Come here, electron! Come on! Good dog! #ausvotes

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"Please god, no" - @leighsales #ausvotes

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Imperials may retain power

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Jobs and Growth #drink #ausvotes