Ashley Morphew

Catering manager by day, dance teacher by night; aspiring gourmet chef/wife 24/7.

[Ashley Morphew @abdeflora]

When the baby prefers your bed over his bassinet... everyone loves a serta perfect sleeper?? @SertaMattresses @sjmorphew

[Ashley Morphew @abdeflora]

@Terminix also confused as to why you have an office in Trussville, AL when nobody is there AND the service manager is avoiding calls

[Ashley Morphew @abdeflora]

@Terminix is about to lose a customer because they won't call us back about a simple account change after TWO WEEKS of trying

[Ashley Morphew @abdeflora]

@jadelizroper Pepcid! Every 12 hours like clockwork 👌🏻

[Elite Daily @EliteDaily]

WHEN I SAW RAVENS SHOES COME OUT OF THE LIMO

#TheBachelorFinale

[🥀 Anonymous Bachelor Fan 🥀 @AnonBachelorFan]

When Raven gets out of the limo first #TheBachelorFinale

[JMorph505 @redhogman1]

Savvvaaagggeeeee https://t.co/RQOk3qpqDe

[JMorph505 @redhogman1]

Sitting in "Joint Camp" learning about my upcoming hip replacement. Youngest person in here by 30 years. No lie. WTF is my life..@abdeflora

[JMorph505 @redhogman1]

@RedstoneFCU is by far the worst bank Ive ever had to deal with. How do you deposit $ in the wrong account then act like its my fault? #done

[Ashley Morphew @abdeflora]

@GMA isn't covering #Gatlinburg but DONT WORRY - they're making sure we are kept up-to-date about Kanye west.

[Ashley Morphew @abdeflora]

Hey @GMA you know a whole town is still burning down right? #Gatlinburg

[Ashley Morphew @abdeflora]

@GStephanopoulos Please, make your personal endorsement for president a little more obvious. We all know you gave $$$$ to Clinton.

[Ashley Morphew @abdeflora]

Welp, guess I won't be watching @GMA anymore since they're so clearly pro-Hillary. Looking at you, @GStephanopoulos

[Ashley Morphew @abdeflora]

Wow I sure wish @NBCNews & Matt Lauer would interrogate @HillaryClinton like they are Ryan Lochte.

[Ashley Morphew @abdeflora]

Seriously?? Pushing global warming during the olympics? Let's not push our political views or anything.. #RioOlympics

[E! News @enews]

Spoiler alert: This is literally JoJo's Dancing With the Stars audition. #TheBachelorette ❤️💃🏻

[Ashley Morphew @abdeflora]

JoJo for dancing with the stars?

[Ashley Morphew @abdeflora]

@gmfinancial is anyone going to follow up w/ me? I need a # to talk to a human. I'm not leaving anymore messages. Terrible customer service.