MayDayMalone

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Does anyone remember where online these t-shirts were sold? Bought them up years ago and totally forgotten. #AberdeenFC #StandFree #COYR”

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@engineers_feed I'd a temp job with BT once and when a customer wanted a new phone line active from midnight on, say, the 20th I was never sure if they meant from the beginning of the 20th or the end of 20th.

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@Andr6wMale @tnpcollection https://t.co/Zrcd7JJj3D

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@Andr6wMale @tnpcollection https://t.co/oYO8TklL70

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@dollydigital

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@dollydigital

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@pieandbov I’m far too lazy to do this myself but have you analysed the split between penalties awarded in real time v penalties awarded by VAR?

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@Tim_Burgess

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@offtheballbbc John Porridge as goalkeeper.

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@Classicbritcom There’s a rocket flying up the Thames.

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@NoContextBrits Make election promises legally binding and prosecute them if they change their mind once elected.

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@weddingpresent 30 years ago I drove many 300 mile round trips from Aberdeenshire to Glasgow or Edinburgh to see you live. Now I live in Newcastle it’s a 5 minute walk from my house. Can’t wait.

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@JamesMelville Really? The church went ahead with the funeral in full knowledge the deceased’s son wasn’t there? Wow.

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@Haggis_UK Extraordinary yes - but where does his sympathies really lie with? He said it… his Tory colleagues who will be out of a job. Not the working population. Also it wasn’t only 2 weeks ago it all went pear shaped was it?

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@BeatlesEarth Paul’s love drifting away trilogy. I’m Looking Through You (Anthology version), We Can Work It Out and For No One.

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@IanDunt Wouldn’t it be perfect if every opposition chanted liar on Johnson’s last appearance in parliament and he’d to talk shite to empty seats.

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@itvtynetees No, I’d say it definitely crashed into a house.

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@BetteMidler Brilliant. Don’t forget Kinder Eggs though.

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@jamesdoleman Looks like you need a geography angle to this. To me, from Aberdeenshire, it would be 7-7.30 but nearer 7.