alexandria behrend

[alexandria behrend @abehrend10]

@tvvfoxsix @realmommyaf peep that MommyAF sticker 😄😄😄😄

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

IT’S TIME!!! 🎄☃️ #MariahSZN

[Marissa ☀️🌻💛 @michimama75]

Can you stop talking, mom? I want to go to bed.
- 5 as I’m answering a question SHE ASKED ME

[Touchdown Club @LOLHSTDClub]

Welcome to Lando, Coach Behrend! #gogators @LOLHSathletics @LOLHSPrincipal @LOLGatorsFB @Dan_Goodspeed @PascoCountyFB @Biggamebobby @AlexTamayo22 @FlaHSFootball @TBTimes_Sports @avillamarzo @TBTimes_Sports @PascoCoSports

[Michelle Cyca @michellecyca]

my parents bought their house in 1976 for $58,000. in 2022 dollars, that would be $279,160.

their 2022 assessment valued the house at $2.09 million.

i don't think getting married at 34 instead of 24 is the reason my generation can't buy homes. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[Aisha Morales @AishaLMorales]

STORY TODAY: 15 young adults set to soar as the nation's first female #EagleScouts. I chat and meet a couple of the girls who hope this inspires others. @WBAY @boyscouts

[Dadding Around @DaddingAround]

Potty training is hell.

[alexandria behrend @abehrend10]

@FrankCaliendo He’s funny

[Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking]

hell hath no fury like a toddler who loses the chance to push a button of any kind.

[☕New-ish Mom🍷 @LifeThrewLemons]

Some days toddlers fill your heart with giggles and hugs.

Some days they purposely place your heart beneath the wheels of their tricycles and roll back and forth over it.

[Sam Rapoport @samrap10]

History made. Pinch us. 🙌

[alexandria behrend @abehrend10]

@CoachAllam1 Chicken nuggets for the win this Friday

[alexandria behrend @abehrend10]

I love @shaunb8 ribs and maybe like 3 other people. 🤣🤣 really out did yourself today

[alexandria behrend @abehrend10]

@shaunb8 she has your stare.....😡 😆

[Elle Duncan @elleduncantv]

We’ve only ever seen NBA players boycott a game ONCE. It was an exhibition game in 1961 and Bill Russell with a handful of other Celtics sat out in protest of racial injustice.. the fact we are still doing this 50 years later for the SAME THING should be incredibly telling.

[Michael Eaves @michaeleaves]

As I knew she would, @elleduncanESPN brought a much-needed perspective to the death of #KobeBryant. Proud of you, Sis!
#Kobe

[Mummy Dear @ThatMummyLife]

“Chicka chicka boom boom. Will there be enough room?”

— Me, climbing into my pants, daily.

[Moderately Mom @moderately_mom]

Bitches over here complaining they aren't skinny.

As they stuff their faces with tacos and order another round of margaritas.

It's me. I'm bitches.

#NationalTacoDay

[alexandria behrend @abehrend10]

Let’s go Brew Crew!! @shaunb8 @Brewers

[alexandria behrend @abehrend10]

@TShantonas 🥰