abel brained

[abel brained @abelbrained]

@pauldacity @OrwellNGoode Soul v. Materialism split

[abel brained @abelbrained]

Rest in peace big dawg

[Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @HiveFleetHodag]

Lindsey Graham’s last words 😔

[Dr Strangetweet or How I Learned to Love the RT @lone_rides]

"Did you hear? ICE killed another American!"

"A citizen?"

"Well, no. But he had been here for 35 years."

"So he wasn't supposed to be here. Still, that's not a death sentence. What happened?"

"ICE shot him!"

"An ICE agent just walked up to him and shot him?"

"Well, no. He hit an ICE vehicle and started to run down the ICE agent."

"So he tried to kill an ICE agent."

[Jacob @THEMOSTLUCKYMAN]

My friend in his early 20s with schizophrenic lineage suddenly withdrawing from all interests and socialization

[abel brained @abelbrained]

@VinnyGambiniJr @RNCResearch @FBI

[marina @marinasmigielsk]

Went to Bank of America, bank closest to me to exchange a ripped $100 bill. Remembered my grandma telling me in 1998 this is what you do if that happens. The teller is an asian who barely speaks English. Looks at the bill shuttering—“No we can no help you!” Mkay.
Still looking at me like I’m an alien.

I said “well that’s the way it’s done. Is there another way? Banks take ripped money as long as serial number is good is what Ive always known?”

“No no we don’t do dis!”

I’m about to walk out and a white teller summons me over to her counter and exchanges the bill. “Have a nice day!” She says

It’s lack of basic common cultural Norms like this that piss me off

[Robert Bork III @BobbyBorkIII]

The future 51st state is in this photo by the way, and no, it’s not DC.