Abhi Nadella🌐

born to 🎲

[Abhi Nadella🌐 @abhinadella]

q: what's your type?
a: women that shop at Trader Joe's

[Abhi Nadella🌐 @abhinadella]

@haoji_w fym back in the day

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bookmarking this for later

[Daniel Belfort ⊙ @danielbelfort]

Introducing Offprint™

The physical magazine made from everything you "save for later" but never actually go back to read.

Find online, read offline.

Print media is back!

[tree @treeonchain]

an idiot in motion will go further than a genius at rest

[Randa Tattooist @carolfrombolt]

Suggested hiking to my alcoholic friends and this is how they treated me

[Abhi Nadella🌐 @abhinadella]

Where is super finance bro

[Abhi Nadella🌐 @abhinadella]

we have lawyer superheroes (She-Hulk, Daredevil) and surgeons (Dr. Strange)

Where is the SWE moonlighting as a vigilante?

[Abhi Nadella🌐 @abhinadella]

we have lawyer superheroes (She-Hulk, Daredevil) and surgeons (Dr. Strange)

Where is the SWE moonlighting as a vigilante?

[Abhi Nadella🌐 @abhinadella]

@BandzFanon

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@jamesoniam @drivewithchip what if it rains

[L3 Tweet Engineer @MegaBasedChad]

I was actually recruited for Anthropic. They offered like 15 mil, 10 mil something like that. But I turned it down. Just to grind for the Twitter

[Abhi Nadella🌐 @abhinadella]

tweets are officially dead.

the new meta is typing your tweet on this background and posting it on reels

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

Jalen Brunson

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

ASSENAL!!!!!

[Abhi Nadella🌐 @abhinadella]

@austinjhallin give me 10 years

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

too passionate for a situationship too avoidant for a relationship just miserable enough to yearn

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@tagdemnbagdem @pitdesi @AstrusDastan international date line

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@austinjhallin dis look like a shittier air max

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@austinjhallin subtweeting ahh ho

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@austinjhallin sunglass market still artificially priced up by Luxottica

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@austinjhallin Travis put me on

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@austinjhallin 36 goodfellow tees >>