Abbie Burton

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

More three-word horror stories:

Jumped the queue
You’ll be fine
Just a trim
How are you?
A quick word
Out of milk
Might be fun
Still no petrol
Have a dance
I’ll pop round
QR code menu
View your bill
Airports in general
Quick video call
Meet and greet
Honestly you choose

[Abbie Burton @abiburton1990]

@itvtynetees how can a reporter go into a care home-
Not in full PPE- to speak to a resident: yet I couldn’t go in to my grandmas care home when she was dying. It’s an utter disgrace.

[Abbie Burton @abiburton1990]

@henryfraser0 Some of the most beautiful artwork ever 😌🥰

[Abbie Burton @abiburton1990]

@Jasonli42884667 @BorisJohnson You are an utter fucking idiot

[Abbie Burton @abiburton1990]

Lockdown, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

It is hard to find the words to express my debt to the NHS for saving my life.

The efforts of millions of people across this country to stay home are worth it. Together we will overcome this challenge, as we have overcome so many challenges in the past. #StayHomeSaveLives

[Abbie Burton @abiburton1990]

Happy Easter, please stay home so I can keep my squad safe #stft #teamED 🐣❤️

[Abbie Burton @abiburton1990]

He’s officially lost the plot, my father, a Specie that even David Attenborough would struggle to identify #lockdown

[Abbie Burton @abiburton1990]

@1lynzi1 Thankyou ❤️❤️❤️

[Abbie Burton @abiburton1990]

@STSFTrust @NandosUK thankyou so much for the delivery to our hard working ED, it is greatly appreciated! ❤️❤️

[Abbie Burton @abiburton1990]

Can only imagine Chloe madleys face right now. Nadine wrapping herself round Haskell. 👌🏼#livid.

[Abbie Burton @abiburton1990]

@1lynzi1 @bethybee95 In a heart beat #snaffle

[Abbie Burton @abiburton1990]

James Haskell on I’m a Celeb- life made #showerscenes 😍😍

[Abbie Burton @abiburton1990]

@MadeleyChloe feel your pain, stuck in London traffic for over an hour and desp for a wee #goingtocry

[Abbie Burton @abiburton1990]

@bethybee95 Prove it 😂

[Abbie Burton @abiburton1990]

Would love to go on Hunted, I can get away with not being seen for 12 hours at work never mind 14 days 😏👋🏻

[Abbie Burton @abiburton1990]

@gizmoplc @karensheard24 @ceri_bentham @STSFTrust @AngGillham @Dr_MickeyJ @patrickggarner @LizzlyDavies Looks and excellent Buffet 😍 wishing you all the best @karensheard24 you will be greatly missed, thanks for your support always xx

[Abbie Burton @abiburton1990]

24 hours in A+E; breaks my heart #human

[South Tyneside and Sunderland NHS Foundation Trust @STSFTrust]

Talk before you walk! 📱🏥 Our ED gets very busy over the weekend and we must prioritise serious, life threatening emergencies. If you need urgent medical help and you're unsure whether you need A&E, call NHS 111 for advice or visit online at: https://t.co/eLyNp6ScKW

[King Charles III (parody) @Charles_HRH]

Be warned; if you drink and drive after Eurovision, you may end up with more points than the United Kingdom. #Eurovision