Anna Wegener

enthusiastic about cupcakes. hates season 7 of Gilmore Girls. can play piano.

[Anna Wegener @abizzle009]

@moparscape_acc Are you also the guy responsible for influencers I’ve never heard of showing up first every time I type my sister’s or best friend’s name into Instagram’s search

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: A reporter asked Mike Johnson at a press conference today, “Should we bother asking you any questions about Trump reigniting his illegal Iran War without any Constitutionally mandatory Congressional deliberation and authorization... or have you not heard about it yet?"

[Congolesa Rice @judeinlondon]

I think the most interesting thing about this is that she didn’t describe herself as a music teacher and that shows self awareness in my opinion.

[Anna Wegener @abizzle009]

https://t.co/hrvU2t4bgW

[Evan @playacathysong]

MSG this weekend

[eliza @judybernlys]

and it really is that serious

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm

[trash jones @jzux]

congress: americans do not deserve healthcare

also congress: sorry that was just my 4-month paid depression vacation

[best of beth leavel @leavelbest]

nobody sings, acts or tells the story of this song like beth leavel 🥹😭

BEFORE THE PARADE PASSES BY from Hello, Dolly! now playing @ ogunquit playhouse til 18 july!!

[Anna Wegener @abizzle009]

@NickChaps96 $32 hits like a KNIFE

[Anna Wegener @abizzle009]

@JennyENicholson @DiscussingFilm Appreciate the insight!

[Anna Wegener @abizzle009]

👏👏👏, Maestro!

https://t.co/jCeyPMzXsD

[Rebecca Nagle @rebeccanagle]

BREAKING: Alligator Alcatraz has officially closed. A lot of outlets won’t report on this, but the Miccosukee Tribe played a key role in the fight.

[Anna Wegener @abizzle009]

@_mikedorf @ChicagoBears @colstonlovelan1 @hallmarkchannel @NFL Disgusting

[best of beth leavel @leavelbest]

the *best thing* you'll see today: beth leavel performing the title number in HELLO, DOLLY!!! 🔥✨😍😭

now playing at ogunquit playhouse till 18 july! https://t.co/AL1p7prVvP

[Anna Wegener @abizzle009]

Tax churches

[Protestia @Protestia]

SBC Megachurch plays George Thorogood's 'Bad to The Bone' for a mid-church service interlude, to help make their Father's Day church weekend a 'testosterone packed service.'

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

The Supreme Court believes in a very specific form of religious freedom that only extends to followers of a certain faith.

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

is big fish a real musical or did they just make it up for the jimmy awards?

[Anna Wegener @abizzle009]

@bugsandfishes When I’m going through a hard time, the first thing I do not want to do is read ONE THOUSAND words of original poetry/fiction from someone I just met.