Sam Able

Events, festivals, music, equality

[Sam Able @abledj]

@jdotreuther @Redstag194 @RhysDavidsVoice @iamsimonyoung Per'aps Jonathan is a cockney an' only stays in 'otels?

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@fesshole That shouldn't have been that hard to work out.

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@windscribe are great if you need a VPN.

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@Deliveroo What percentage of someone's meal arriving late and cold is the point at which you decide they're entitled to a refund? £12 of food from a £38 order (over 30%) was inedible, and you gave me less than £3 in credit? #deliveroo #order #coldfood #terribleservice

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@BJFHubbard Hi Ben, I wondered if I could use your video as the green screen background of a homemade porn film I'm making. It's entitled Bone with the Wind. I'll give you full credit and you'll get double gun fingers to camera in one scene.

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I'm assuming I now have to go all the way back to the store to return it? Really not on.

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@Cex I just collected a macbook charger from your Guildford store. I chose to buy one from you after receiving the wrong charger from another online store because I assumed items would be tested. It doesn't work at all.

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@BristleHound @MrNishKumar I guess the main point is that 'your book' isn't a generally used law text.

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And Debbie on Gate 48 at Stansted who took my payment had no explanation for that image (which was the only reference to baggage that I received) either. Still tried to explain away your cuntery though.

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@Ryanair Yes, the small bag in the picture will be fine, and no, I don't want to check a bag, thanks.

But no, it turns out I need to pay £47 to take my bag (like the one in the picture) on the plane.

I'll be speaking to trading standards, you money grabbing cunts.

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@swannxix @drclownhouse Which wall is that?

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@MrCommo17874768 @JohnLewisRetail Why on earth isn't the boy giving the alien some plastic tat and a tub of Twiglets? It beggars belief!

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@FrancisCharter1 @ResurrectedDude @JohnLewisRetail Finally, someone speaking sense. Why are there not more dark-skinned, middle-eastern Jewish people on our Christmas adverts??

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@LMY746 @JohnLewisRetail So you're saying they should be pleasing you all of the time or you won't shop there?

And "unrepresented"? Trolololol

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@fesshole A friend maintains he did the same, except it bent at the 'head'. He still refers to it as 'The Cobra'.

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@Rose_Matafeo I can't believe you were in my local last night. The most exciting thing in Godalming since the world's first electric street light.

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@LozzaFox @TheConWom You are going to freak out if you google Garden Bridge.

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@prodnose live streaming his getting drunk and upset England aren't as good as he hoped. Calm down dear.

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@teamservicesne @nachosarah Fannies 😅 👊🏻