Any society that lets Julian Assange and Steve Donzinger sit in jail deserves what it gets and that’s why you deserve KFC’s new Cutthroat Chicken. Each chicken has had their throat cut by one of our minimum wage workers with no healthcare. The chicken is placed in a bucket! Enjoy
@sammorril@ComedyOffBWay Got Friday tix in Lexington. Driving from Louisville. You need to come to Louisville maybe to @PlanetoftheT saw @eddiepepitone and @Raanancomedy there. While Lex is beautiful Louisville has better nightlife(open til 4) and strips with cool bars. Everything is spread out in lex
@eddiepepitone Useless for us in Kentucky given we may have the worst duo in the senate. McConnell and Rand Paul. But at least we have horse racing…gunshot. Churchill Downs let us take your money as we beat a horse to death. Go Baby Go!
@BillyWayneDavis Warhol had a couple of good pieces. Car crash, electric chair, etc... but overrated. The best thing about him was his house band The Velvet Underground