Philip Joubert

I make robots professionally and talk unprofessionally.

[Philip Joubert @absolute_phil]

A fox is dog hardware running cat software.

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@JenuineT2 @caitoz Supplements are going to love a guy that wants to dismantle the FDA and favour conspiracy over data.

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@flynn_kell28252 @peterjukes The power vacuum is likely to be far, far worse.

There’s a saying “there is no such thing as a good or peaceful coup - not for the people”.

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@Fact “I’m a little teapot”. Damn.

Hits hard.

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@skyyliesw @KhloeUmoh The replies in the thread sadly prove this point. “Buttttt the wiminzzzzzzz”

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@IvanIvez440026 @Foinechina1 @Jonatha70760412 @KhloeUmoh How about, stop being the bum. Being the bum includes blaming women for - all of the issues around parenthood -.

“If women would just”.

If men would just stop making women carry the load of crappy men. Fixed it.

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@Jonatha70760412 @KhloeUmoh This is a terrible take.

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@JasonwithaGYA @KhloeUmoh Are random guys without any colleagues, brothers or friends? I’m not sure how that’s possible.

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@Bwuestomo @MeetJaneStClair @DavidPr99621587 @KhloeUmoh Let’s go to the ICU and murder records to see if the effects are equal for both genders shall we?

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@DavidPr99621587 @KhloeUmoh No my guy, this is so overwhelmingly not the same for both.

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@Liberty_Jones2 @Mar50cC5O @KamalaHarris It’s the all caps that convinced me personally.

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@tlrdrkmrgn @KamalaHarris Na, that’s just him doing locker-room talk.

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@nickhedley Basic thermodynamics of the capture of dispersed CO2 make 0 sense. They either require massive amounts of minerals that need to be mined, or massive amounts of energy. Both would make the problem worse and also have little effect unless you process - checks notes - ALL the air.

[Philip Joubert @absolute_phil]

When in a long queue, finding a seat in a bus, train — you are not choosing the name of a child.

There is no reason to stop, carefully consider the personal and societal impact of every seat.

Maybe unblock the 200 people behind you. We are considering your impact on humanity.

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@CityofJoburgZA The guy who runs a private Taxi app is MMC of Gauteng?

A convicted fraudster is running a public service while have an active business in the same arena?

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@NS_online situatie Sloterdijk naar Haarlem. Weinig bussen en een OV punt voor duizenden mensen.

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X is now trying to advertise on X about how you should advertise on X. Please.

Desperate times.

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@Fact Spend less time on engagement bait

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Exactly who made/enabled the world’s best fake story generator in the world?

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@kyliebytes fake news out of control

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@VanillaICE19780 @Radio702 I mean, nobody disputing that a car filled with fuel makes a smaller fire. Petrol is kind of flammable - 50l of it is a big fire.

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@drgurner @boucherhayes Fixing a planet 99% perfect (Earth) is more feasible and sensible than travelling to another planet where everything is hostile to life.