Ali E

i'm here for the food

[Ali E @absolutelymaybe]

@gnice__ Wait until you can see yourself while getting a hair cut for the first time

[Ali E @absolutelymaybe]

Trying to scatter my cares on the floor rn. Leave them for tomorrow like my laundry.

[Ali E @absolutelymaybe]

Two wolves live in me: a chef who salts the pasta water and a plant person who doesn’t. I don’t know which to feed, so I’m starving.

[Ali E @absolutelymaybe]

My absolute fav thing in this world is when my dog, while intently sniffing things, runs into trash cans then looks at them, affronted and confused.

[Ali E @absolutelymaybe]

@steph_was_here This sounds like a fever dream

[Ali E @absolutelymaybe]

got up early, showered, took my dog out feeling good - and a bird shit on my head. happy monday

[Ali E @absolutelymaybe]

out looking at men’s pants and getting aggro about women’s pockets. again

[Ali E @absolutelymaybe]

my kingdom for a sack full of quarters😩 fair warning: kingdom has coin-op laundry

[Ali E @absolutelymaybe]

Playing a game called Therapy from the 1970s

[Ali E @absolutelymaybe]

Desperately seeking Dilly and Silly

[Ali E @absolutelymaybe]

@ToriManogue @steph_was_here Angsty welsh boy is an only child - the movie