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🚨 Governments pay millions for this. Someone just open sourced it for free.
It's called Crucix. It watches the entire world. And texts you when something changes.
It pulls from 26 live data sources every 15 minutes and renders everything on a single Jarvis-style dashboard.
Here's what it watches:
→ Satellite fire detection (NASA)
→ Live flight tracking
→ Radiation monitoring
→ Conflict zone events
→ Economic indicators from the Fed
→ Live market prices, crypto, oil, and commodities
→ Sanctions lists
→ Social sentiment from 17 Telegram intelligence channels
→ Maritime vessel tracking
→ News from GDELT and RSS feeds
Here's what makes this one different:
It's two-way. It pushes alerts to your Telegram and Discord. You text it back. Type /brief from your phone and get a full intelligence summary. Type /sweep to force a new scan. It responds like an assistant.
It even generates trade ideas based on cross-domain signals.
No cloud. No subscription. No telemetry. Runs on your machine.
node server.mjs
That's it. Your own intelligence terminal.
This is the kind of setup that costs six figures behind closed doors.
100% Open Source. MIT License.
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