Alex Carlson

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

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[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

What are they gonna do when 40,000 of these arrive?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Red Sox lose series to Astros (one of worst teams in baseball). Ranger Suarez hurt. Sick season. #selltheteam

[Ron Harper @HARPER04_5]

I love basketball can someone explain to me the last 5 mins of @celtics and @76ers game? Boston down by 1 & 3 and keep shooting 3s…. Please help me.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Do I need to do it again? Only this time at Fenway? #selltheteam

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This may be the worst Sox offense of all time.

[Alex Carlson @acarlson2]

@Section10Pod @Gidious89 This cannot be real #selltheteam

[Nick Fasoli @Fastoolie]

@ John Henry

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

The Red Sox are pathetic. The following teams only have 2 wins this season

Red Sox
Oakland (just started)
Colorado (currently winning)

That’s it. By the end of the day the Red Sox could be alone for the worst record in baseball. What a joke. #dirtywater

[Alex Carlson @acarlson2]

@stoolpresidente @RepoleStable 9.5

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

ITALY: Haha, we drink espresso in the dugout!

DOMINICAN REPUBLIC: Haha, we’re having so much fun hyping each other up!

TEAM USA: We’re listening to a man describe in detail the raid to kill Osama Bin Laden to prepare us to play Canada in baseball.

[Alex Carlson @acarlson2]

@Notjulio Anyone who tried to say otherwise is lying, Chocolate starfish in hotdog flavored water was on repeat back in the day

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

Do you 🫵 want to pay $56 for the worst fucking hat you’ve ever seen in your life?

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

Raffy was right to not pick up a glove if he knew John Henry was the type to fold under some Michael Rubin pressure

[Alex Carlson @acarlson2]

@RedSox haahhahahahahah what a pathetic bending of the knee. Fanatics is straight trash

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

Vikings went 14-3 with Sam Darnold and really said nah we’re gonna ride with JJ McCarthy.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I absolutely love Rodney Harrison putting the insufferable Tony Dungy in a body bag and dropping him in the Charles River. #NEPats .

[PepeYanks @Pepe_Yanks]

A multibillion dollar company struggling to do the one thing they get paid to do.

Them and Ticketmaster are singlehandedly ruining sports in this country

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

The Fanatics merch slop monopoly must be annihilated