𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓒. 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓭 (𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝒾𝓂, 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎) 🗹

Alan is a prizewinning writer who lives just a stone's throw from Phoenix... which is fine and dandy 'til the stones are thrown back.

[𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓒. 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓭 (𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝒾𝓂, 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎) 🗹 @acbaird]

@Meta @Facebook thinks Telitacicept is associated with child sexual abuse BUT IT'S NOT. Telitacicept is a promising new medicine for autoimmune diseases. #FacebookStupidity = https://t.co/xQedntCH7I BUT https://t.co/5hWuKUKUy3

[𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓒. 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓭 (𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝒾𝓂, 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎) 🗹 @acbaird]

@Apple Whatever happened to the saguaro and ringtail on the AZ driver license in my Apple Wallet?

[𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓒. 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓭 (𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝒾𝓂, 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎) 🗹 @acbaird]

@NWSPhoenix Match 24?

[𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓒. 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓭 (𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝒾𝓂, 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎) 🗹 @acbaird]

@ScrippsBee Your list https: //history. spellingbee. com/year/1965 has 5 discrepancies:
Celia Baitinger (as Ceclia Baitinger)
Stephanie Tsivoglou (as Stephine Tsvioglou)
Nancy Lynn Galetka (missing)
Robert Phillips (as Robert Philips)
Sherry Jewell (missing)
Alan, NSB 1964 & 1965

[𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓒. 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓭 (𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝒾𝓂, 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎) 🗹 @acbaird]

@NWSPhoenix 116 °F at 4:21 PM
https://t.co/RiQnNIY1HA

[𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓒. 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓭 (𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝒾𝓂, 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎) 🗹 @acbaird]

@ArizonaDOT My AZ digital driver license in my Apple Wallet doesn't have the graphic anymore - the mountain, saguaro, ringtail and seal. It's just blank. Why?

[𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓒. 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓭 (𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝒾𝓂, 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎) 🗹 @acbaird]

I thought "unconditional discharge" was the pus that leaks out during a case of gonorrhea. #TrumpIsAConvictedFelon #TrumpSentencing #TrumpIsARapist #Trump

[𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓒. 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓭 (𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝒾𝓂, 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎) 🗹 @acbaird]

Just covering the bases!

[𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓒. 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓭 (𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝒾𝓂, 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎) 🗹 @acbaird]

Franken v Tartikoff. https://t.co/cofLmi7KXS

[𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓒. 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓭 (𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝒾𝓂, 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎) 🗹 @acbaird]

Hasan Minhaj tears Twitter and its users a new one, then deletes his account:
https://t.co/oQ2co9g20s

[𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓒. 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓭 (𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝒾𝓂, 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎) 🗹 @acbaird]

2023 Oscar-nominated screenplays w/trailers:
https://t.co/cB2MzzIPJJ

[𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓒. 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓭 (𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝒾𝓂, 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎) 🗹 @acbaird]

Peer Pressure. (Mastodon)
https://t.co/p16fjXd4I3
If Elon's gonna throw away $44B, I'm getting out before the final flush. ;-)

[𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓒. 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓭 (𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝒾𝓂, 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎) 🗹 @acbaird]

#PeteDavidson chickened out.

[𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓒. 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓭 (𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝒾𝓂, 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎) 🗹 @acbaird]

Mr. Sacks is now an NFT meme. ;-)

[𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓒. 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓭 (𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝒾𝓂, 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎) 🗹 @acbaird]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
"Well, I woke up this morning, stumbled out of my rack.
I opened up the paper to the page in the back.
It only took a minute for my finger to find
My daily dose of destiny under my sign."

[𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓒. 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓭 (𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝒾𝓂, 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎) 🗹 @acbaird]

You can submit photos of loved ones lost to COVID-19, along with a personalized dedication, at https://t.co/N6t0cYrO9D - then watch via live stream as a robotic plotter deposits grains of hourglass sand onto a black stage to recreate the person’s image. https://t.co/rVDholcjSb

[𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓒. 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓭 (𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝒾𝓂, 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎) 🗹 @acbaird]

If you've lost someone to COVID-19, you can dedicate a flag to them on the National Mall, until September 30:
https://t.co/osHvENaPb7

[𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓒. 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓭 (𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝒾𝓂, 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎) 🗹 @acbaird]

@coachraymond51 @WHSBombers @whs_track19 Here's the updated board, courtesy of Ryan Dunphy, showing David Canterbury's amazing 55-year-old Long Jump record! R.I.P. David...

[𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓒. 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓭 (𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝒾𝓂, 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎) 🗹 @acbaird]

@coachraymond51 @WHSBombers @whs_track19 Memories can play tricks on us. For example, some folks have remembered four-hour marathons as sub-three. ;-) https://t.co/4k2ZR1UK1A

[𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓒. 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓭 (𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝒾𝓂, 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎) 🗹 @acbaird]

“Singapore, don’t wait and see. Better get your shot. Steady pom pi pi!”
This song and dance from eccentric curly-haired sitcom character ‘Uncle Phua’ is how Singapore is encouraging its citizens to get vaccinated:
https://t.co/QqvouQEgPN

[Singapore Government @govsingapore]

Don't play play! Singapore's favourite contractor is back to rally Singaporeans to get their COVID-19 vaccines!
Visit https://t.co/FfrPW5sKb3 for more info.
#IGotMyShotSG

[𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓒. 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓭 (𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝒾𝓂, 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎) 🗹 @acbaird]

@volvocars L: Windows, R: iPhone. Google Maps and Waze are able to display Arizona time, based on GPS data. My Mazda, VW and Toyota could all figure out the correct time from GPS. But my Volvo clock loses THREE MINUTES EVERY MONTH because it must be set manually. Embarrassed yet?

[𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓒. 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓭 (𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝒾𝓂, 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎) 🗹 @acbaird]

@volvocars Can your software engineers solve the Arizona clock issue? The only way I can get the correct time in my XC40 is by setting it manually. Your team is aware of this malfunction:
https://t.co/6S62ZikwEB
"Note: Automatic time may not display the correct time in Arizona."

[𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓷 𝓒. 𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓭 (𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝒾𝓂, 𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎) 🗹 @acbaird]

@volvocars has 3 dealers in Phoenix, plus 1 more in Tucson, so I assume you sell at least a few cars here in Arizona. And every other company in the world has learned how to adjust for AZ time. Aren't you ashamed to admit your software geeks can't figure out this simple problem?