Kyle Hartley

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨BREAKING: Someone put $299,700 on Australia NOT to win the World Cup

This pays out $300,000.00 on Polymarket

[Create Profit @Create_Profit]

Preparing for another week in Nasdaqistan.

[Douglas Yao @DouglasYaoDY]

This vial contains a new drug called PAC-832, which I recently invented to treat Alzheimer’s disease. It is the world’s first selective GalR1 antagonist.

I designed and synthesized PAC-832 in a chemistry lab I built in my garage. (1/16)

[Aoden Teo @AodenTeoMT]

Today, we’re excited to introduce Miso One, the most emotive voice model in the world.

Miso One is an 8-billion-parameter text-to-speech model for highly expressive speech generation. It emotes like a human and responds faster than a human, with just 110 milliseconds of latency.

We’ve open-sourced the model weights, with API access coming soon.

Hear how Miso One sounds in the thread below.

[Sam Altman @sama]

we still get looksmaxxed on frontend a little but we IQmog hard now

[Shuffle.com @shufflecom]

The newest Shuffle Original has landed.

Who'll hit the 36 card Blitz first?

[Shuffle.US @ShuffleUSA]

Our partnerships manager btw

Beat @HamishWhiteX’s score for a juicer.

[Om Patel @om_patel5]

SOMEONE PUT AN OPENCLAW-RUN VENDING MACHINE IN SAN FRANCISCO

an AI agent is running an actual physical vending machine

OpenClaw decides what to sell, how to name the products, how to price them, creates the ads, and tracks all the sales

you can even see a dashboard of all the sales that the AI vending machine made

the vending machine hardware does the dispensing. the AI does everything else, and of course inventory is supplied by the guy who runs it

it's installed at Frontier Tower in SF which is a building packed with AI and robotics startup founders

the agent forgot things, hallucinated, and at one point raised prices way too high. then tried to justify it because people were still buying

we are now living in a simulation.

[Kyle Hartley @access_kyle]

it’s cyanobacteria. Earth started with almost no oxygen. it evolved photosynthesis to release oxygen (as a waste product). this led to the Great Oxygenation 2.4b years ago

[Kyle Hartley @access_kyle]

this is the only reason we’re alive…

[Zak @zakburgers]

BE

CREATIVE

WITH YOUR

POP UP FORM

AND

ALWAYS

AB TEST IT.

[Kyle Hartley @access_kyle]

someone send me this when it exists
• prompt builds map
• add *fortnite*
• add prize pool
• pay-to-play

@OSUAIapp

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Ticker $X has been secured by someone

[Kyle Hartley @access_kyle]

that kid now

[Documenting ₿itcoin 📄 @DocumentingBTC]

A school employee got caught secretly mining bitcoin in a crawl space under a Massachusetts high school, using the school’s electricity. Police found coolers filled with computers and estimate they used about $17,500 in power before it was unplugged.

[Kyle Hartley @access_kyle]

not a real issue. even if it was, this isn't a solution.

australia taxing ~4% on $2T of national exports in 20 years with absolutely nothing to show for it is.

instead we look to politicise 'household' issues because Canberra can't face the fact we're fcked in 5 years.

1st Simandou iron ore shipment + 30% of BHP iron ore exports to be traded in yuan from Q1 2026. wake up

[Mickamious @MickamiousG]

Australia’s U16 Social Media ban starts in less than 48 hours.

Mandatory Age Checks regardless of age to use Search Engines begins in less than 20 days (27th December)

This is what happened in Nepal when the Government temporarily banned Social Media.

Power of the people.

[Kyle Hartley @access_kyle]

@XMoney launches in 24 days? inactive since Jan

[Sam Altman @sama]

the chatgpt launch 26 months ago was one of the craziest viral moments i'd ever seen, and we added one million users in five days.

we added one million users in the last hour.

[Kyle Hartley @access_kyle]

Suada makes agents real by connecting:

- Internal tools (Slack, Notion, HubSpot…)
- External sources (CryptoAPIs, Yahoo Finance, Polymarket…)

[Kyle Hartley @access_kyle]

We realised this while building Suada:

An agent is only as powerful as the data it can see.