Accidental Haiku

I am a robot / that finds haiku on Twitter / made by accident

[Accidental Haiku @accidental575]

Woman: *laughs at joke* /
Man: ok but do you know /
why it's funny tho /
#accidentalhaiku by @KylePlantEmoji
https://t.co/q1X2RNL5ZC

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Woman: *laughs at joke*

Man: ok but do you know why it's funny tho

[Accidental Haiku @accidental575]

if you hear me fart /
while running on the treadmill /
mind your own business. /
#accidentalhaiku by @Love_bug1016
https://t.co/yGwMJ981og

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

if you hear me fart while running on the treadmill mind your own business.

[Accidental Haiku @accidental575]

One day they love me /
and one day they hate me, but /
both days I got paid /
#accidentalhaiku by @Prettyboyfredo
https://t.co/sWx6bvGHov

[Prettyboyfredo 🎸💕🦋 @Prettyboyfredo]

One day they love me and one day they hate me, but both days I got paid

[Accidental Haiku @accidental575]

crazy how meeting /
one person can quietly /
reroute your whole life /
#accidentalhaiku by @connorfranta
https://t.co/980KTK60Ns

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

crazy how meeting one person can quietly reroute your whole life

[Accidental Haiku @accidental575]

There’s no passenger /
quite like your best friend. Happy /
#NationalDogDay /
#accidentalhaiku by @Porsche
https://t.co/zxmZq3H7EV

[Porsche @Porsche]

There’s no passenger quite like your best friend. Happy #NationalDogDay

[Accidental Haiku @accidental575]

Her mask was only /
marginally more sparkly /
than her eyeliner. /
#accidentalhaiku by @BritishVogue
https://t.co/drjzimj7fj

[British Vogue @BritishVogue]

Her mask was only marginally more sparkly than her eyeliner. https://t.co/SNWG3BDZRO

[Accidental Haiku @accidental575]

Launchapalooza! /
You can watch 5 rockets launch /
in 4 days this week /
#accidentalhaiku by @TheRealBuzz
https://t.co/hWlJC47wjS

[Dr. Buzz Aldrin @TheRealBuzz]

Launchapalooza! You can watch 5 rockets launch in 4 days this week https://t.co/53bZEAZ10B

[Accidental Haiku @accidental575]

Make a plan to vote /
early. Then ask a friend to /
do the same. Today. /
#accidentalhaiku by @HillaryClinton
https://t.co/IZplOkGCyX

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Make a plan to vote early.

Then ask a friend to do the same.

Today.

https://t.co/oQJdlUJv0u

[Accidental Haiku @accidental575]

The NBA has /
postponed all the playoff games /
scheduled for today /
#accidentalhaiku by @CNN
https://t.co/v3Rb79Zvsa

[CNN @CNN]

The NBA has postponed all the playoff games scheduled for today https://t.co/cWD3TFutzt

[Accidental Haiku @accidental575]

Those who do not learn /
from history are doomed to /
have me retweet it /
#accidentalhaiku by @sarahkendzior
https://t.co/Ma9DpRuZpV

[Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior]

Those who do not learn from history are doomed to have me retweet it

[Accidental Haiku @accidental575]

How to vote by mail /
in the 2020 /
U.S. election /
#accidentalhaiku by @Polygon
https://t.co/kVYWvgn9yZ

[Polygon @Polygon]

How to vote by mail in the 2020 U.S. election https://t.co/cRSj1j56AT

[Accidental Haiku @accidental575]

I’m really really /
really sick of James Comey’s /
endless comeback tour /
#accidentalhaiku by @MollyJongFast
https://t.co/slYB1XRsQS

[Accidental Haiku @accidental575]

take a step back and /
appreciate the little /
things that make you smile /
#accidentalhaiku by @whoisaddison
https://t.co/np2ZDIJdG6

[Accidental Haiku @accidental575]

A Black professor /
says cops demanded proof she /
lives in her own house /
#accidentalhaiku by @washingtonpost
https://t.co/ZoeBoIYgxB

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

A Black professor says cops demanded proof she lives in her own house https://t.co/jCjPbNPRwD

[Accidental Haiku @accidental575]

The RNC released their /
list of keynote speakers with /
their future mugshots. /
#accidentalhaiku by @chelseahandler
https://t.co/jUdb6ov8ft

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

The RNC released their list of keynote speakers with their future mugshots.

[Accidental Haiku @accidental575]

Every man is /
guilty of all the good he /
didn't do. - Voltaire /
#accidentalhaiku by @pamfoundation
https://t.co/nHK0Sj0ruo

[Accidental Haiku @accidental575]

“Yes I remember /
you saying” - and saying, and /
saying, and saying... /
#accidentalhaiku by @SoVeryBritish
https://t.co/v1qwcg3OCd

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Yes I remember you saying”

- and saying, and saying, and saying...

[Accidental Haiku @accidental575]

y’all out here telling /
me to do the WAP dance like /
i don’t got asthma /
#accidentalhaiku by @larrayxo
https://t.co/6h27Ww0zvr

[larri @larray]

y’all out here telling me to do the WAP dance like i don’t got asthma

[Accidental Haiku @accidental575]

This photo series /
is by boyfriend and it's called: /
Cats with Sorry! Hats. /
#accidentalhaiku by @aparnapkin
https://t.co/jo17CrIJZm

[Accidental Haiku @accidental575]

Even on the days /
you don’t feel great, find a way /
to get the job done /
#accidentalhaiku by @RGIII
https://t.co/wPUhtyWruc

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Even on the days you don’t feel great, find a way to get the job done